Monday's headlines

[The Large One]

What will the punmeisters come up with for headlines after the Southampton match?

Any result or scenario. I'll start.

After a dreadful performance... DIS-GUS-TING


Please do better...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Albion win with GUS-to

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I WILL be going for 'You're (the) Guy. Gus.'

Or Gus Bravo or even though hopefully not Oh Boy- et.

 

[Eggman]

Poyet-ic Justice!

 

[elwheelio]

What will the punmeisters come up with for headlines after the Southampton match?

Any result or scenario. I'll start.

After a dreadful performance... DIS-GUS-TING


Please do better...

Whatever the headline, I intend to read it in the ArGUS...

 

[Simon Morgan]

Tarrific display is Gus what we needed

 

[Stoo82]

Gus the job! (after a 4-0 win)

 

[skipper734]

Seagulls get all 3 poyets.

 

[Bald Gull]

On the bright side, if it's a good performance

Poyet-iful

Maybe not...

 

[luke17]

Brighton Fans on the Rampage in Southampton City Centre!!!!

 

[Gwylan]

What a load of POO-Yet

Uraguayan do better than that

Poyet has beef with players


After a win

The full Monty-video
Gus looks forward to watching match again

Brighton find their Latin rhythm and lead Saints merry dance

 

[Trufflehound]

Swedish Nun Gives Birth to Polar Bear Triplets

 

[Questions]

After a 2-0 Albion win

Gus whos smiling now ?

 

[elwheelio]

Ur-a-guay to get us promoted

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Joyful Gus says: You ain't seen nothing (Po)yet!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Brighton Fans on the Rampage in Southampton City Centre!!!!

Oi Das Reich i thought you were banned!

 

[Brovion]

Naa. Firstly the nationals will ignore us and you're all giving the Argus subbies WAY to much credit, they're not that imaginative. If we win it's going to be: "Seagulls soar under Poyet". If we lose it'sll be "f*** me we're still shit."

 

[seagullwedgee]

"Our Gus puts squad up for sale"

 

[The Grockle]

saints and sinners.

Gus poyet's seagulls take 3 points despite three of their players seeing red in the first 10 minutes.

 

[Jahooli]

Albion goalie needs more reachio.