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- Thread starter sydney
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magoo
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"I know we said in sickness and in health but i didn't say in f*%ing FATRIMONY!"
Horsham Gull
H Block Offender
The royal wedding was a big hit with the bride
KZNSeagull
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"That's the biggest thing that's going in my mouth today"
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
"That's the top two tiers gone - just the bottom one left!"
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,274
"Eat up love, it's almost time for the toast..."
Gritt23
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Once the food ran out, the groom started spoon-feeding her the wedding dress.
Tom Bombadil
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TLO marries woman of his dreams
Hunting 784561
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- Jul 8, 2003
- 3,651
One more waaffer thin mint Mrs.Creosote ?
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
'Don't worry about the diet today love'
Walkers Cajun Squirrel
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- Mar 13, 2008
- 1,101
How do couples like this have sex? I think the large amounts of fat would get in the way.
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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I'll have to put your minge's postcode into my TomTom before bedtime sweetheart
Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot?
Brownstuff
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Die you bitch
horshamgreens
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- Feb 21, 2011
- 12
Things went downhill quickly for Bobby Williamson following that 2-0 Withdean defeat.