monday caption competition

[Lord Cornwallis]

"No, straight up Tone, I don't dye me hair. It was this colour when I bought it."

 

[Spicy]

Gadaffi is thinking, "Not the warmest of handshakes, Blair. You wait till you see how much oil I've got and then you will be friendlier."

Blair is thinking, "I'm not going to be friendly until I have got the oil and the weapons."

 

[GNF on Tour]

Blair "this man was responsible for the death of a young WPC on the streets of London and 200 people on board an airliner, what the fcuk am I doing hear shaking hands with this raghead bastard."