Modern Football Terminology You Hate !

[clapham_gull]

Three for starters in ascending order of hatred.

1) Project
2) EPL (it isn't)
3) Game Time

The last one Jesus. What's wrong with first team action or needs 90 minutes ?

 

[TSB]

Tiki Taka
'Crystal Palace, of the Premier League'

 

[L2MidgetGem B.H.A Seagull]

Brace. -_-

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

'global brand'

 

[Barrel of Fun]

FFP. It should stipulate on who it as fair to.

 

[Pavilionaire]

The Race For Fourth Place.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Does "Soccer" count?

 

[TSB]

'global brand'

Winner

 

[vegster]

Technical Area........ FFS its a patch of friggin grass or tarmac with dotted lines around it where managers can gob off at the ref or players without being picked up by the Sky microphones.

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Assistant referees.

They're linos FFS

 

[Cappers]

'The Scholes, the Gerrards, the Giggs' etc etc

 

[clapham_gull]

Transparent Booking Fees.

I have the utmost respect for Paul Barber and the job he's been given. However after watching that nonsense on YouTube, I'm surprised he didn't write material for Eric Morecambe.

 

[London Irish]

Fan engagement

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Does "Soccer" count?

not particularly modern

 

[clapham_gull]

Fan engagement

I raise you a "match day experience".

 

[clapham_gull]

"We're in this together"

All fairness, I'd imagine Paul B cringed when he realised he'd ripped off David Cameron. Like to meet him actually, strikes me as a man who likes a debate.

 

[ali jenkins]

NSK

 

[clapham_gull]

Super Sunday

 

[clapham_gull]

He had every right to go down.

 

[Ravids]

Fourth Official