mockney rhyming slang!

[Lammy]

What's your favourite?

I quite enjoy "Up the Gary!" (disclaimer: I'm not insinuating that I personally enjoy it up the Gary, I merely enjoy the phrase)

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Not rhyming slang but my favourite slang is

Change at Baker Street.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

"I'm lee marvin" = starving

" Red rockin' orse " = tomato sauce

" deep sea diver" = fiver

 

[Pigsy]

Nottingham Rhyming Slang

It's a bit Derby Road - it's cold

(pronunciation is not in the conventional English fashion up here, cold does rhyme with road in Nottingham)

 

[Brighton till i die]

i am quite find of:


'aving a bubble

boat race

plates of meat

 

[Parson Henry]

Ruby

Barnet

 

[Easy 10]

Kind of like 'up the Gary', but I like using 'council gritter' as a euphemism for SHITTER.

"Get up to much last night then ?"
"Yeah, took my bird up the council gritter. Lovely."

 

[Dave the OAP]

avin a giraff

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, and the old "f*** me, its PEARL HARBOUR out there today"

(there's a nasty nip in the air)

 

[Gritt23]

An East End mate of mine used to always just make them up as he went along.

"Bloody hell, it's seriously Steve Bould out there today, not a day for my Sky Sports, even had to put my second half on."

 

[Easy 10]

I think I'd find that irritating after a while.

 

[clapham_gull]

An old bloke I knew when referring to a local woman who left her lesbian lover for a man said to me..


"Problem with her is that she's had enough bread in her sandwiches and fancies some jam"

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Always start the day with a " barclays"

What's wrong with his " gregory? "

 

[Moshe Gariani]

we used to amuse ourselves no end describing cricket teas in mockney rhyming slang...

home baked fruit cakes were always described as nice and "Ally..."

while sandwiches made with anything other than the freshest bread would be criticised for being a bit "Stephen..."

the bowling equivalent of a half-century (5 wickets) was known as a "Michelle"... this was not orignial but we did come up with the rather witty "Athletic" for describing the achievement of someone who fell one short of a nap hand...

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Lady godiva-fiver
Ayrton Senna-tenner
Uri Gellar-stella
These ones not rhyming slang but i like them anyway,teatowel holder and balloon knot when refering to the sphyncter valve.


"Tell You what colonel,I bet you an ayrton senna that after a few uri gellars that cutress woman takes it up the teatowel holder"
over heard at the Falmer village fete ,circa 2003.

 

[The Timekeeper]

Brad Pitt - Shit
Mork and Mindy - Windy
Phil Prosser - Tosser
A Jackson - Fiver
Rub a Dub - Pub

 

[withdeanwombat]

Cattled.

 

[chip]

Kerry'd or Kerry Packer'd

 

[johnnyjetlag]

Lady godiva-fiver
Ayrton Senna-tenner
Uri Gellar-stella
These ones not rhyming slang but i like them anyway,teatowel holder and balloon knot when refering to the sphyncter valve.

Always quite liked "A Pavarotti" - A Tenner and "I'm Frank Bough" - I'm off

 

[The Keeper]

On the Leo down the battle for a few britneys and some hang glider