mmmm Sharapova's back......

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

i'm just going by what the paper says

It's what the commentators have been saying too.

I think we should settle on her being really tall.

 

[Albion Edd]

6-1 she's won the first set

 

[Beach Hut]

Just won the first set 6 - 1

 

[trueblue]

Despite the sunshine, looks a bit nippy out there

 

[magoo]

I'm not complaining.

 

[Beach Hut]

Despite the sunshine, looks a bit nippy out there

Very sexist comment on women's tennis

 

[trueblue]

I do apologise.

To redress the balance, I should point out that she seems to be an excellent player.

The fact she looks like she would bang like a barn door in a force 10 is purely a bonus

 

[Beach Hut]

She's about to serve for the match

 

[dougdeep]

The winner.

 

[Albion Edd]

shes won the championship

 

[Beach Hut]

Champion - Well done

 

[Kryten]

*licks lips*

 

[Beach Hut]

And very nice to see Williams being very sporting in defeat

 

[trueblue]

Ever had that sinking feeling when you hear a woman speak for the first time...

whiney.

 

[Wozza]

Ever had that sinking feeling when you hear a woman speak for the first time...

whiney.

Er, hello? She's 17 and grew-up in the States. What did you expect?

 

[trueblue]

I'll let her off on the being 17 front - but surely not everyone in the States whines?

Top player though- the girl done good.

 

[Wozza]

I'll let her off on the being 17 front - but surely not everyone in the States whines?

Top player though- the girl done good.

Yes, every 17-year-old American girl whines. Fact.

"Hello?!? I'm, like, so the champion now."

 

[trueblue]

Yes, every 17-year-old American girl whines. Fact.

"Hello?!? I'm, like, so the champion now."

She needs to get Joss Stone over to give her elocution lessons.

 

[Wozza]

Have you seen Daniela Hantuchova?

I'd pay big money to see Sharapova play with her.

 

[interjambo]

Have you seen Daniela Hantuchova?

I'd pay big money to see Sharapova play with her.

You should have been at their 3rd Round match in this year's championship.

Sharapova v Hantuchova