[Albion] Mitoma’s Nipple

[attila]

MITOMA’S NIPPLE

Kaoru trapped it with his nipple
VAR deemed it his hand
Just another bitter mammary
Of a system carefully planned
Video Altered Refereeing -
One more modern football fix
To ensure the glittering prizes
Always go to the ‘Top Six’.

Man United’s penalty
Came after the FINAL WHISTLE
We’re as likely to get one
As Bieber to join Throbbing Gristle
Dunky held by Mick McManus
Donkey konging poor Mitoma
But all that entitled money
Has a very sweet aroma….

Don’t blame Spurs - they’re just a symptom
Of the Premier League’s closed shop
Bend our matches, poach our players
Keep the upstarts from the top
Goal disallowed against Palace -
‘Human error’ VAR.
There’s the proof. An oxy moron.
Scrap it now. A fix too far.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don't blame VAR.....it's people that's the problem.

 

[Beach Hut]

Has someone passed away ?

 

[Jack Straw]

You've still got it, John!

 

[Mt.Fuji]

Don't blame VAR.....it's people that's the problem.

I agree. I love VAR. We humans are not perfect and we can mistake. VAR give us chances to correct our mistakes. In my opinion, football has become a lot better by VAR. That said, it makes us frustrated and irritated even more when the mistakes are not corrected even with VAR.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Has someone passed away ?

Don't think the Albion hit man has had their target given to them yet.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

MITOMA’S NIPPLE

Kaoru trapped it with his nipple
VAR deemed it his hand
Just another bitter mammary
Of a system carefully planned
Video Altered Refereeing -
One more modern football fix
To ensure the glittering prizes
Always go to the ‘Top Six’.

Man United’s penalty
Came after the FINAL WHISTLE
We’re as likely to get one
As Bieber to join Throbbing Gristle
Dunky held by Mick McManus
Donkey konging poor Mitoma
But all that entitled money
Has a very sweet aroma….

Don’t blame Spurs - they’re just a symptom
Of the Premier League’s closed shop
Bend our matches, poach our players
Keep the upstarts from the top
Goal disallowed against Palace -
‘Human error’ VAR.
There’s the proof. An oxy moron.
Scrap it now. A fix too far.

 

[Silverhatch]

I agree. I love VAR. We humans are not perfect and we can mistake. VAR give us chances to correct our mistakes. In my opinion, football has become a lot better by VAR. That said, it makes us frustrated and irritated even more when the mistakes are not corrected even with VAR.

Disagree. VAR is awful. It needs to be binned. Have not wavered in this viewpoint right from the start of its adaptation. Would much rather lose to spur of the moment human error than the utter shitshow that is reaffirming human error. If Clear & Obvious is subjective then VAR has no place/point.