*MISSING person - PLEASE Help*

[Ernest]

I've BEAN trying to locate this PERSON as I have a CHECK for 5p for the ROYALTIES for COPIES sold of his BOOK 'POTLESS Pillock', I've SEARCHED his USUAL haunts on Church Road but he SEAMS to have GONE missing.

I even PRETENDED to be from South Today and OFFERING an interview LIVE on TV BUT I still can't FLUSH him out, WEAR has he gone ?

 

[vegster]

Yawn.......

 

[Sheebo]

I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...

 

[ozseagull]

Very poor attempt at humour

 

[dingodan]

We are playing in 15 minutes why are you not studying the line-up and listening to Johny Cantor and getting excited like the rest of us?

I have a poop that has been pending for 24 hours but even that is going out of the window at this point.

Get your HEAD STRAIGHT!

 

[Bry Nylon]

I have a poop that has been pending for 24 hours but even that is going out of the window at this point.

Wow. That must have built up a bit of pressure behind it.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

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[John Bumlick]

I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...

Are you ****ing kidding?

 

[fat old seagull]

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I've BEAN trying to locate this PERSON as I have a CHECK for 5p for the ROYALTIES for COPIES sold of his BOOK 'POTLESS Pillock', I've SEARCHED his USUAL haunts on Church Road but he SEAMS to have GONE missing.

I even PRETENDED to be from South Today and OFFERING an interview LIVE on TV BUT I still can't FLUSH him out, WEAR has he gone ?

Mmmm I'm beginning to suspect YOU are Dick Tight !

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wheres Timmy gone?

 

[Hyperion]

I somehow should really know better, yet I open the thread expecting non drivel. Drivel of vast proportions is then followed

 

[Sheebo]

Are you ****ing kidding?

Are you?

 

[StonehamPark]

I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...

If this thread has the potential to upset someone. He/She should turn off the internet, lock the doors and close the curtains.

 

[Sheebo]

If this thread has the potential to upset someone. He/She should turn off the internet, lock the doors and close the curtains.

Lol ok then boss you've spoken now...

It amazes me people misinterpreting throw away comments

 

[John Bumlick]

Are you?

no.

 

[gregbrighton]

Dukes Mound?

 

[TomandJerry]

Wheel LOOSE now we can't SEE any ONE

 

[Skylar]

I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...

Like Eddie Gibson from Brighton who went missing in Cambodia. God bless him and his parents.

 

[Medwayseagull]

We are playing in 15 minutes why are you not studying the line-up and listening to Johny Cantor and getting excited like the rest of us?

I have a poop that has been pending for 24 hours but even that is going out of the window at this point.

Get your HEAD STRAIGHT!

Let's hope nobody is loitering below your window.

 

[dreaming spires]

Totally sick and idiotic post. There are people in Sussex going out of their minds looking for loved ones in atm, and you post a perverted thread like this.

Sick ****, whats next? Why not ring 999 and pretend there's a fire somewhere. That would be right up your street.