[Music] Misheard lyrics 2017 version

[sams dad]

He's just a poor boy, from a poor family, sparing him his life for some pork sausageees

From the same song - " Beelzebub, has the Devil got a sideboard?"

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Neil Diamond sang ‘Reverend Blue Jeans’ I believed.

 

[sams dad]

Marvin Gaye must have fancied a trip to the North West when he asked " Can I get to Widnes?"
https://youtu.be/whTb96zr9_w

 

[darkwolf666]

I try to say Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I wear goggles when you are not here

Damn, I thought she was walking away in Istanbul...

 

[el punal]

Ghostbusters Ray parker Jr

'When there's something strange, in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Those b*st*rds!'

My daughter, naughty little minx, used to change the lyrics to : "Who ya gonna call? Fudge packers!!"

 

[Frutos]

"There's a bathroom on the right" in CCR's Bad Moon Rising.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Its a Hard Egg - Bonnie Tyler

Backing singers to Elvis on Teddy Bear actually sing Hot Bananas

My all time favourite though is Zucchero and Paul Young - Sex on a Doughnut

You mean it's NOT Hot Bananas??

 

[GT49er]

And speaking of The Police: Sue Lawley. What gives?

If only (back then, of course!)

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Summer of '69

"I got my first real sex dream..."

So what I'd always imagined to be a rather racy song is in fact just a middle aged man's tedious reminiscing.

 

[GT49er]

“ ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy”

Jimi Hendrix - All among the Watchtower

No it wasn't; it was Purple Haze.

 

[Napier]

"And you come to me on a submarine......" Bee Gees, How Deep is Your Love

 

[Napier]

"I've got juice, down there multiplying......" You're the One that I Want from Grease.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ghostbusters Ray parker Jr

'When there's something strange, in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Those b*st*rds!'

Peanut and yoghurt spray from mrs T and myself in response to that

 

[super-seagulls]

“Found a glove in an old suitcase”
Instead of
“Found love in a hopeless place”

Oh, how we laughed!

 

[Lethargic]

Is that the one where he 'wakes up in the morning, shaving before breakfast'?

I thought ot was baked beans for breakfast.

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[Perry Milkins]

I'm every woman Chaka Khan

"I'm Terry Wogan"

 

[golddene]

Is that the one where he 'wakes up in the morning, shaving before breakfast'?

I first thought it was "baked beans for breakfast" till I realised it was "slaving "

 

[KVLT]

Always thought the line "A year has passed since I wrote my note" in The Police's Message In A Bottle was "A year has passed since I broke my nose".

 

[JJ McClure]

One from this year. I can't help but hear Katy Perry sing "Don't be afraid to catch fish" in Calvin Harris' 'Feels'

yep that one got me also. I just assumed 'catching fish' was a euphemism the kids used nowadays.

 

[BBassic]

I don't know if this counts but I definitely misinterpreted the lyrics to Oasis - 'She's Electric' when I was younger.

She's got a cousin
In fact she's got 'bout a dozen
She's got one in the oven
But it's nothing to do with me

Why on earth would one of her cousins be in an oven? Why would you have had anything to do with it? Nothing about this adds up at all.