[Music] Misheard lyrics 2017 version

[brakespear]

You sexy thing - Hot Chocolate

'I believe in Morcos' (Morcos being an island near Mykonos.) Instead of 'I believe in miracles'.

Or indeed 'I believe in Milko'.

 

[Mr Bridger]

I wore my ear defenders
I want my freedom right now
I wore my ear defenders (defenders)
I want my freedom right now

 

[Perry Milkins]

Ghostbusters Ray parker Jr

'When there's something strange, in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Those b*st*rds!'

 

[SUIYHP]

One from this year. I can't help but hear Katy Perry sing "Don't be afraid to catch fish" in Calvin Harris' 'Feels'

 

[Albion my Albion]

Or indeed 'I believe in Milko'.

Or "I believe in mircals" I had no idea what "mircals" were, though.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Stairway to Heaven: 'and there's a wino on the road'

Boys are Back in Town: 'Friday night dressed to kill down in Dino's bar in Rhyll'

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Madonna - La Isla Bonita "young girl with eyes like potatoes".

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

“ ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy”

Jimi Hendrix - All among the Watchtower

 

[Pavilionaire]

"I was sicked and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tescos"

Abba - Supertrouper

 

[Jahooli]

Love Wars...Womack & Womack

Make love to me
In a neighbour's lavat'ry
Vow to be strong and let the band roll on
And stop these

Love wars (We don't need)
Love wars (Love wars)

supposed to be...

Make love and peace
And, baby, never cheat
Vow to be strong and let the band roll on

 

[Lower West Stander]

Its a Hard Egg - Bonnie Tyler

Backing singers to Elvis on Teddy Bear actually sing Hot Bananas

My all time favourite though is Zucchero and Paul Young - Sex on a Doughnut

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Ariana Grande "I knew I should have fought this, at least I'm being honest", where as I'm adamant it's "I knew I should have farted, at least I'm being honest".

 

[Badger]

Grim poodle basher on the 45 (Brimful of Asha on the 45)

 

[Badger]

I remember years ago someone requested "Fatboy Slim - Vauxhall Brothers" on Southern FM

 

[Perry Milkins]

Blowing in the Wind Dylan

"The ants are my friends"

 

[Knightsworld]

One from this year. I can't help but hear Katy Perry sing "Don't be afraid to catch fish" in Calvin Harris' 'Feels'

Me too.

 

[marcos3263]

Me too.

Its actually "diddy diddy did FISH" according to both my wife and 4 year old

 

[Badger]

My friend used to think Adele sung "Uma has it"

I'm not sure what Uma Thurman had.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

https://youtu.be/FQt-h753jHI

 

[Coldeanseagull]

My second all time favourite by Sting, massage in a brothel