[Music] Mis-heard lyrics

[WATFORD zero]

Following on from a post in the Name triggering songs thread, I give you

'Hide in the Vaseline'

 

[half time scores]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shirley no shortlist can be considered complete without the inclusion of Desmond Dekker's timeless classic 'Me Ears Are Alight'

 

[gripper stebson]

Always used to think Madonna sang 'Last night I dreamt of some Pedro.'

...which always seemd a bit racist even to a young me!

 

[The aloof gatekeeper]

Always used to think Madonna sang 'Last night I dreamt of some Pedro.'

...which always seemd a bit racist even to a young me!

I thought it was some dago, which is even worse.

Louis Armstrong sang:

I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dogs say goodnight

 

[gripper stebson]

I thought it was some dago, which is even worse.[/i]

 

[The Clamp]

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

 

[madinthehead]

Jar of farts..

 

[Mr Bridger]

Can’t stand gravy.

 

[banjo]

The Skids. In to the valley. The soldiers go marching there’s masses of lamb

 

[Eeyore]

'I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tescos'

 

[Swansman]

You've got the fattest cock

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Whitesnake - Ain't no love in the heart of the city.
It always sounds like anal love in the heart of the city

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

For some reason, for years I heard “hey close the kitchen” instead of “pay close attention”!:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8

 

[maltaseagull]

Jimi Hendrix

Scuse me while I kiss this guy!

 

[albionfan37]

Whoa we’re half way there whoa living on bread

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

On the subject of lyrics, what the heck are we singing about, “everywhere we go” / Wembley. We sing it a lot and I am happy to admit I have no idea

 

[Baldseagull]

On the subject of lyrics, what the heck are we singing about, “everywhere we go” / Wembley. We sing it a lot and I am happy to admit I have no idea

From Withdean to Wembley,
(and) everywhere we go,
blocking shots and scoring goals,
Dunk is one of our ownnnnnnn,
Dunk is one of our own.

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

From Withdean to Wembley,
(and) everywhere we go,
blocking shots and scoring goals,
Dunk is one of our ownnnnnnn,
Dunk is one of our own.

Thanks, I would never in a million years have worked that out.

 

[Baldseagull]

Shirley no shortlist can be considered complete without the inclusion of Desmond Dekker's timeless classic 'Me Ears Are Alight'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc