Mis-heard Lyrics

[Surrey_Albion]

I thought exactly the same Monkfish, infact if I am honest I found out it wasnt two minutes ago

 

[Seagullible]

Its all right, babies come in bags - Eurythmics

Owen conked out by the bedside table - A-Ha

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Bunnies too tight to mention - Simply Red
Holding back the ears - Simply Red

 

[Brovion]

"Stand on your dinner, your monkey is a lie!" (Adam Ant)
"It's a hard egg" (Bonnie Tyler)

(Haven't heard any singles after about 1980 so don't know any current ones)

 

[Norman Potting]

"The lift is up where we belong"

Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes - that's what it sounds like anyway.

 

[Superphil]

Heard him on the radio this morning singing about "Toast". And I was having a slice of toast at the time...

Was it white bread, brown bread, or a type of wholemeal bread?


Old football shirts and classic soccer jerseys from around the world.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

I lost my heart to a Draught Excluder

 

[AnotherArch]

Trading Standards at the Amex:
Somewhere over the rainbow.........weigh a pie.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

There's a bit in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' where I'm sure it sounds like 'let me share a can o' Stella wi' ya'.

 

[Super Perry Digweed]

Like a nine-stone cowboy.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Last night I dreamt of some pedro..." I genuinely thought this is what Madonna said until recently! Always though it felt as bit racist!

As a kid, I thought it was "Last night I dreamt of some Dago".

Which would be infinitely more racist

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Until quite recently I thought I must be mishearing the lyrics to Beyonce's Best Thing I Never Had.

But bizarrely, it appears the correct lyric is indeed "you showed your ass, and I saw the real you"

 

[SeagullSongs]

Michael Jackson - The big-eye ender (Dirty Diana)

I genuinely had no clue what he was singing even after about 3 times through, had to look on the CD case...

 

[flint]

Maroon 5
I 've got to move my jacket

 

[Racek]

My ex thought it was hey jew instead of hey Jude!

 

[Jahooli]

"Last night I dreamt of some pedro..." I genuinely thought this is what Madonna said until recently! Always though it felt as bit racist!

Couple of lines later "Young girls with eyes like potatoes"...the correct lyrics are "....like the desert"

I favourite one I heard of was "Shamu the mysterious whale"

 

[Seagull Steve]

As a kid, I thought it was "Last night I dreamt of some Dago".

Which would be infinitely more racist

Beat me to it Edna, I thought the lyrics were exactly that at the time.

 

[HoveSeagull]

"Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, like a Cilla Black fan on a bike" (Bat Out Of Hell, Meatloaf)

 

[Norman Potting]

"Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, like a Cilla Black fan on a bike" (Bat Out Of Hell, Meatloaf)

Now you mention it, it does!

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

i believe the hospitality man at Manchester United should be known as the King Prawn Wizard.

he's the king prawn wizard there had to be a twist, the king prawn wizard has such a supple wrist.