[Film] Mis-Heard Football Chants

[Perry Milkins]

Like the wombat that I am I have mis-heard ours and other teams chants.

Earliest memory was "Brighton Hard Bag, hello, hello" Instead of "Brighton are back, hello, hello"

Yours?

 

[clarkey]

At first, thought the second verse of Build a Bonfire was something to do with Myra Hindley, not hiring a hitman.

 

[Berty23]

Didn't sky sports get loads of complaints when we played Cardiff? Viewers heard "sheep sheep sheep shaggers" not "sea sea Seasiders"

 

[BN9 BHA]

Old chant from the 70s " Referee, referee your old lady is a whore "
As I was a young person I thought the North Stand were singing- " Your old lady is a horse "

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Your going home in a sausage ambulance.

 

[James Bond's body double]

Johnny Crumplin from the juniors

 

[Taybha]

Sieg heil = Seagull , if you happen to be a very upset millwall supporter .

 

[Perry Milkins]

"You left right then" instead of "your left right left"

 

[Bold Seagull]

I will confess to singing 'he only cost a mill, he's better than Brazil' for a few weeks when that first aired...

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Away at Swansea this season I was heartily singing, for much of the ninety minutes ' Oh-e-o, Stephens gonna kill ya' -

(which I still think is better than the actual lyrics, by the way )

 

[Perry Milkins]

Away at palace in 80s.

Instead of "Normal Service has resumed". I heard "Normal Herpes has resumed"

Don't ask me why...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Oh the lads. Shoulda seen us coming, Everyone is blue and white and everyone is cumming, on lads and lasses, on their smilling faces, going down on Shaun Harroad, to see the Brighton aces.

 

[Official Old Man]

Peterborough (was it three or fours years ago). Swore blind they were sponsored by Pizza Hut as that's what I thought the song being played as they walked out was singing.
It stuck with me for weeks.

 

[lawros left foot]

Oh the lads. Shoulda seen us coming, Everyone is blue and white and everyone is cumming, on lads and lasses, on their smilling faces, going down on Shaun Harroad, to see the Brighton aces.

There is treatment for this kind of thing, you know.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don't give a wiggle....

(admittedly the real lyrics aren't any better)