Norman Potting
Well-known member
oooh heard one this morning when I didn't change channels from the Jeremy Vine Show to Planet Rock fast enough. "....At the get go..." . Sorry but what is wrong with "start" or "beginning"??
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[Misc] Minor annoyances
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Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Self service checkouts. I do not want a job as a checkout girl so why force me to do this stuff.....plus IF I'm forced to use them, they always start flashing and wait for assistance.
People who signal right at a roundabout, then proceed to go straight ahead.
People who correct me on my gran'ma
People who don't know when they're behaving like a complete bellend
Cars with only one brake light
Drivers who slow down to some ridiculous speed below the national speed limit when they see a police car/safety camera
That stupid, loud mouthed bitch who says goodbye to her friends at the top of her shrill, vomit inducing voice...regardless if it's gone midnight
Whoa....blood has rushed to my head
People who signal right at a roundabout, then proceed to go straight ahead.
People who correct me on my gran'ma
People who don't know when they're behaving like a complete bellend
Cars with only one brake light
Drivers who slow down to some ridiculous speed below the national speed limit when they see a police car/safety camera
That stupid, loud mouthed bitch who says goodbye to her friends at the top of her shrill, vomit inducing voice...regardless if it's gone midnight
Whoa....blood has rushed to my head
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Going into a certain card in Watford today, to buy my wife's Christmas card.
"Would you like a bag, stamps or a fecking candle, with it"
NO
Oh yes, Kay bloody Burley on Sky News, so annoying!
"Would you like a bag, stamps or a fecking candle, with it"
NO
Oh yes, Kay bloody Burley on Sky News, so annoying!
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,272
In a similar vein, I dislike the adverts which state gushingly, this 3 piece suite only 599....this luxury suite 899....
Seagulls over Essex
New member
The women who sit next to me in the office as they vigorously scrape their yoghurt pots or salad pots. Eating in the office should be illegal.
Surrey Phil
Well-known member
- Aug 3, 2010
- 1,531
Worse still, when after 45 mins you’ve finally cracked it but realised you put the fecking clocks forward and not backwards!
OzMike
Well-known member
Sons who know bloody everything and just can't see when you are doing them a favour.
OzMike
Well-known member
People who share your office that talk10 x louder than usual when they get a phone call.
Oh for ffs! Do we need to tell you this? They are exhibiting all the classic signs of sexual tension and frustration in the workplace. They obviously aren't getting their bottoms pinched nearly enough, they probably haven't heard any crude remarks in weeks, and as for being groped in the lift......hell's bells, it must be ages! Come on, you're an Essex man, aren't you? - get on and do your job!
Geez! Young people these days!
PS. For any halfwit who thinks I'm being serious, you're even sillier than I think you are!
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
People who refer to the "price point" when talking about buying something. 
Worried Man Blues
Well-known member
Seagulls over Essex
New member
Oh for ffs! Do we need to tell you this? They are exhibiting all the classic signs of sexual tension and frustration in the workplace. They obviously aren't getting their bottoms pinched nearly enough, they probably haven't heard any crude remarks in weeks, and as for being groped in the lift......hell's bells, it must be ages! Come on, you're an Essex man, aren't you? - get on and do your job!
Geez! Young people these days!
PS. For any halfwit who thinks I'm being serious, you're even sillier than I think you are!
Er right, I'll keep you posted.
Whose vagina? Yours or other peoples'? If that's not too personal a question.
Whitechapel
Famous Last Words
No shop only has a self-service check outs. If you're too dim to use one, then please don't use them. You just make everyone else hate you whilst they impatiently watch you struggle with the difficult concept of "pointing a barcode in the right direction"
Thanks.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were a checkout girl. No insult intended my precious
Whitechapel
Famous Last Words
I'm not a checkout girl, but at least I'd be able to do to the job, you seem to lack the mental faculty to scan items so you'd be out the door before your first shift was over.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
I'm not a checkout girl, but at least I'd be able to do to the job, you seem to lack the mental faculty to scan items so you'd be out the door before your first shift was over.
Yes, you'd make a good one. Me however, couldn't think that slow if I tried
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
People who take too long at cash machines
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
No, not me! Although if I did I'd own a lot of vibraitors. What a first class stamp near Christmas needs.
