On a less pleasant note I've spent the best part of an hour alone with Nicholas Van Hoogstraten who insisted that I called him Adolf
Unlikely to happen in Germany
On a less pleasant note I've spent the best part of an hour alone with Nicholas Van Hoogstraten who insisted that I called him Adolf
Did you do any better when the celeb team turned up?
Kelly Brook is, without doubt, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She stepped off an overnight transatlantic flight, without makeup and still melted my heart with her beaming smile and sunny “hello”.
Bumped into Bob Mortimer as we both piled our baskets with reduced price meat at a Tescos in Canterbury about five minutes before it's 10pm closing time.
He was lovely, and he loves ham.
If I had ever met him I would kicked the shit out of him and I don't do violence...
If I had ever met him I would kicked the shit out of him and I don't do violence...
I saw the Reading FC squad at Oxford services in spring 2006
I approached Coppell and said I was a Brighton fan and that I wished he’d never left. We were deep in relegation trouble and he said “trust me, Brighton will be alright”. Wise man, that Steve Coppell.
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Saw Johnny Byrne at a bus stop in Oxford in 1995.
I said “Alright John”.
He said “Alright Mate”, with an exaggerated comedy wink.
Absolutely made my day.
The next day, Matt Elliott waved me across the road outside The Manor Ground. I’ve wheeled that story out a few times, I can tell you.
Ooh that reminds me... I met Sergei Gotsmanov outside The Manor Ground. I said “Hi Sergei, how are you?” He pointed to the sun and replied “Yes, lovely day”. To be fair his limited English was better than my Russian.
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Had the pleasure of meeting Tiger Woods & Rory McIlroy couple of years ago. Woods was a true gent. Nice fella