Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
To BHAFC 21 October 2011
Dear TopMan
Thanks for the strides i bagged last week but I would like a refund as i had a bowlful of King Prawn Dhansak spilled on them by my bevvied up up mate Mike last night! As the crotch and gusset are now a stinky yellow and orange, I am not prepared to pay good money for a lousy pair of pants that will not wash stains out.
Whilst we are on the subject of poor clothes, I would like to make loads of of backdated claims for my entire wardrobe purchased from your clothes shop. Evey time I turn up at the Savannah I illicit loads of guffaws and chortles at my apparel.
I think you will find that is only fair.
Many Thanks
EFA