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Milkmen...Utter Bastards the lot of them.



















Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Franks Wild Years said:
Imagine my surprise and anger (I guess I shouldn't be surprised) When I opened my front door this morning to find the milkman had left only one bottle of semi skimmed and not two. :angry: :angry: (Still, at least the milks white, unlike the milkman)

:lolol:

So we can now add a bottle of milk to the list of things stolen by the 'immigrants'.

Benefits
Drinking water
Jobs
Houses
One pint of semi skimmed milk

:nono:

Outrageous behaviour!
 






crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
14,062
Lyme Regis
While we're in this ballpark can i express my dissatisfaction at my window cleaner, he can't speak a word of English so I can't tell him what I want doing and when I told him his services were no longer required he still came back and cleaned them the following week. What can I do??

:censored:
 


Springal

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2005
24,785
GOSBTS
knock him out
 








Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,071
Vamanos Pest
I remember when my dad bought me some communion shoes...but they werent white they were black.

Send those buggers back...
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,884
Brighton, UK
I remember when the milkman used to deliver CRESTA
 




Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
37,355
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
If you get rid of Milkmen who can you blame if you have an UGLY baby?

I hate bee keepers personally. Weird, face masked and probably either BEARDED or POLISH I'll be bound.
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
ChapmansThe Saviour said:
The MILKMAN sometimes brings POTATOES!

Imagine THAT!

Then why isn't he call the POTATOE man?

WE NEED TO KNOW?
 
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Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,884
Brighton, UK
Trufflehound said:
There was backe in ye olde dayes.
Such very knavery indeed - the POTATOE didst not existeth here then!
 


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