So the phone in has to be run by Bernard Manning's less funny southern cousin appealing to the lowest common denominator, or a tedious bore with his own agenda and wrapped up in his own self importance?If you are perfect then so be it.
Remember, we had someone on the phone in who was 100% Albion, passionate, knowledgeable, from the terraces, and it was NSC wot got him the sack.........so be careful what you wish for.
For fucks sake. There must be DOZENS of people who'd love that gig.