Mike Tindall drink driving ban

[Lady Whistledown]

Whatever happened to the good old days when the bobbies would accept "a little something" for the Policemans Ball and wave the happy drunkard on his way?

you're not going to give me the old 2p coin routine are you?

 

[Skint Gull]

Isnt he the boyfriend of Zara Phillips (Princess Anne's daughter) could that have had some effect on the somewhat lenient sentence given.

I'm not being funny but I reckon you're in a minority if you think being caught fractionally over the limit at 10.30 the next morning and getting a 3 year ban is lenient, 2nd offence or not

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

you're not going to give me the old 2p coin routine are you?

Tuppence licking?? means something different than fooling the Alcometer up here in the frozen North.