[Humour] Middle aged absent-mindedness

[Eeyore]

I was round a friends house about to leave when I mentioned that I couldn't see my glasses. I was then told they were on the end of my nose.

The other one was when I once went to the dentist and stopped for a moment thinking I needed to bring my teeth. They were in my mouth, where they have always been.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

One game last season I hopped on the 28 bus home to Lewes. I was surprised to see my car wasn’t outside my house. Totally forgot thet I’d got parking and parked in the Bridge car park. Had to get bus back to retrieve the car. Quickest I’ve ever got out of that car park mind

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I often forget to turn the oven off when Im done!

How do you cook yourself? Rare, medium or… bugger, what‘s the other one?