Mid life crisis

[sydney]

mlc are for shallow dim-witts ...we don't get many of them on here do we,

 

[Durlston]

If you drink eight pints of Stella Artois, smoke 40 Benson and Hedges and eat junk food every day, you'll have your mid-life crisis at 25, like I did.

 

[the munch]

Be avin one if i miss the cup game v liverpool!!!

 

[NMH]

My whole life has been a variety of different situations and places - so if I had a midlife crisis I'd have to put it in with the rest of the mix.

The 'crisis' now though, is whether to just flog off everything of value that I own, and revere money. Having never done that so far, I'm wondering if it's interesting to have excess dosh enough to buy status symbols like Merc's and Breitlings. No point in having just money in the bank, you can't take that with you....and you can't take a brilliant record collection either.
I have too many nice clothes so never will need to buy another thread ever again, except on the whims that have usually compelled me to in the past. Maybe a high-viz vest by Ralph Lauren?

Moving to Sweden has been the latest challenge, along with picking up a new lingo (Swedish is about as useful as Welsh to the rest of the World!).

If I pick up and go again anytime soon, it'll be to South America to live like Ronald Biggs (without the arrest and subsequent jail time).

I know - I'll join a rock band and be a happy failure at hitting the bigtime but shag lots of silly young bints. Yeah!!

 

[Emily's Mum]

At 40 I left husband & kids, left my job and moved 200 miles away. A few years later on and I am working away from home, going out every weekend and still have all my own hair and teeth!

 

[NMH]

At 40 I left husband & kids, left my job and moved 200 miles away. A few years later on and I am working away from home, going out every weekend and still have all my own hair and teeth!

Okay, but you are about menopausal age, where wimmin become intolerable b*tches who think they know all they need to about everything, decide to snub your noses at all men (largely because they're looking through you at some tasty young thing in the background anyway), and copping an attitude with blokes is the only way you can hope to get any attention.
Not being rude luv, just an observation

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

NMH you are a legend sir. That is all

 

[tedebear]

Okay, but you are about menopausal age, where wimmin become intolerable b*tches who think they know all they need to about everything, decide to snub your noses at all men (largely because they're looking through you at some tasty young thing in the background anyway), and copping an attitude with blokes is the only way you can hope to get any attention.
Not being rude luv, just an observation

That is one massive french fry you're carrying around on your shoulder!

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Any woman that leaves their husband is fine by me. Leaving their children is frankly not on

 

[NMH]

That is one massive french fry you're carrying around on your shoulder!

Go tell it to someone who CARES!

Lads who have to deal with judgMENTAL old bints know what I mean. The sows tend to be divorced/single/unhappily married, and have that 'chewing a wasp' look.
Often found working in charity shops, overweight and dowdy dressers, always right and men are always wrong.

You are unlikely to fit the category or know what I'm talking about anyway, so

 

[robbie c]

a friend has discovered his wife's profile on an adult dating site and has hacked into her hotmail account; he has told me that it is just chat at present but could lead to an affair and wants my advice;
I've said stay shtum and keep monitoring, he thinks he should kick her out; definitely mid life crisis for both of them;

any further advice?

 

[Bozza]

a friend has discovered his wife's profile on an adult dating site and has hacked into her hotmail account; he has told me that it is just chat at present but could lead to an affair and wants my advice;
I've said stay shtum and keep monitoring, he thinks he should kick her out; definitely mid life crisis for both of them;

any further advice?

Yep - he could go to jail. Husband facing five years in jail after hacking wife's email - Telegraph

 

[robbie c]

better tell him not to go to the States on a reconciliation holiday then!