[Misc] Michaela Strachan

[Weststander]

By extension she may also favour the return of scrubland, undergrowth and hedgerows as opposed to neatly trimmed lady gardens

I need to check out her bush, to confirm that.

Sorry.

 

[vegster]

I need to check out her bush, to confirm that.

Sorry.

No need to apologise to me, best apologise to her when you Go Wild.

 

[Munkfish]

No.

Phillipa forrester a big fat yes though.

 

[vegster]

No.

Phillipa forrester a big fat yes though.

Ohh yes !

 

[Weststander]

Sky News’s Washington correspondent Amanda Walker is lovely. Smirky, a very confident woman, which can only be good.

 

[marlowe]

I've just reminded myself why I never watched "The Hitman and Her".

I think it was one of those programmes you switched on after returning home late at night after a night out clubbing having failed to score with a real "bird" and it was a last desperate resort for any semblance of sexual gratification before you retired to bed....

Come to think of it I probably watched it quite a few times...

https://youtu.be/CIJsAN82-eQ

 

[LlcoolJ]

Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought she was dead?

Don't tell Mrs Crodo but I'd love to put my balls in her mouth.

Almost your best work. I think you've been drinking. I know I have.......

 

[LlcoolJ]

I’ll never know but I just hope and pray she’s a dirty bitch.

Oh come on sir. She's clearly absolute FILTH. And I use that word as a compliment.

You could tell as a teenager, which is why every teenage boy fancied her. Just like Kylie.

Beautiful, really nice, but underneath that obviously a total ANIMAL.

As Keys and Gray might say, I would still SMASH IT.

Or as I would put it, I think she's lovely......

 

[LlcoolJ]

No need to apologise to me, best apologise to her when you Go Wild.

*chortle*

 

[pauli cee]

May as well, not up to much else at the moment

 

[Worried Man Blues]

No, social distancing!

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Just to balance this out, couldn't we have a similar option for Fred Dinenage? If so, I'll register a very firm 'no thank you, very much'.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

For many years I have always thought she was delightful in EVERY way.

 

[Questions]

Just to balance this out, couldn't we have a similar option for Fred Dinenage? If so, I'll register a very firm 'no thank you, very much'.

Do you remember Chrispy Cock ?

 

[GT49er]

Absolutely, if she's offering (which sadly, I fear, is about as likely as me inventing a cure for Covid-19).

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Do you remember Chrispy Cock ?

No. Please enlighten me (but avoid phots and diagrams maybe?).

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Have you been watching Would I Lie To You?

I was, but couldn't stop watching her massive hooter.

 

[Questions]

No. Please enlighten me (but avoid phots and diagrams maybe?).

Chris Peacock ....

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought she was dead?

Don't tell Mrs Crodo but I'd love to put my balls in her mouth.

As you are married, I'm sure you should feel comfortable enough in your relationship by now to be able to ask if you could put your balls in Mrs Crodo's mouth...

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I've just reminded myself why I never watched "The Hitman and Her".

I think it was one of those programmes you switched on after returning home late at night after a night out clubbing having failed to score with a real "bird" and it was a last desperate resort for any semblance of sexual gratification before you retired to bed....

Come to think of it I probably watched it quite a few times...

https://youtu.be/CIJsAN82-eQ

You used to knock one out over Pete Waterman