Michael Jackson taken to hospital

[Juan Albion]

Michael Jackson admitted to hospital in Santa Maria, California, after being taken to emergency room on way to trial.

 

[Muzzman]

Obviously a delaying tactic, I hope the NIMBY lawyers don't get any ideas.

 

[Louisjpbacon]

where he can be found resting in the peadiatric ward?

 

[Juan Albion]

He asked to be admitted to the children's ward apparently. He was wearing a nurse's outfit at the time.

 

[Juan Albion]

According to the TV, he has the flu. This wouldn't be too serious for most of us but for him all that sneezing could mean the loss of his nose.

 

[Muzzman]

According to the TV, he has the flu. This wouldn't be too serious for most of us but for him all that sneezing could mean the loss of his nose.

Doesn't have any spares?

 

[FamilyGuy]

I hope it's nothing trivial

 

[somerset]

where he can be found resting in the peadiatric ward?

Whilst a little insensitive..... bloody funny it be....

 

[Pavilionaire]

Flu Are Not Alone.

 

[Superseagull]

According to the TV, he has the flu. This wouldn't be too serious for most of us but for him all that sneezing could mean the loss of his nose.

Thats the first thing I thought of when I heard he had the flu! I can just imagine him trying to find it on the floor of his limo as he drove to the court.

 

[Jam The Man]

According to the TV, he has the flu. This wouldn't be too serious for most of us but for him all that sneezing could mean the loss of his nose.

Even as a massive Michael Jackson fan, I still had to absolutely crack up (like his face) at that...

 

[colinpants]

he's come over a bit queer...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I am convinced he will top himself if he suspects for a minute he will be sent to prison.

 

[jmc]

To please the court, they have erected a new sign at his Neverland ranch...










....you must be this high to ride Michael

 

[Biscuit]

he's come over a bit queer...

rephrase..

"He has cum over a little queer (man)"