Michael Jackson Jokes....

[Withdean Wanderer]

(sad as the news is, the jokes are inevitable, so might as well keep them seperate from the tribute stuff)


Whats the difference between jacko and disney films?
Kids will continue to be touched by disney films for years to come.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I've already been sent one too

 

[Ecosse Exile]

i heard a sick one, anyone want to hear it?, i think its too soon tbh

 

[Safe.]

i heard a sick one, anyone want to hear it?, i think its too soon tbh

I would like to hear it.

 

[Silent Bob]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?








Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

 

[Titanic]

Sickipedia has crashed... now there's a surprise.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Jackson's last words as he was being rushed to hospital ........




'Is there any room in the children's ward?'

 

[Ecosse Exile]

I would like to hear it.

ok

If Jackson is cremated, they are going to use the melted plastic to make childrens toys, so the kids can play with him for a change.

sorry but you asked for it!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Micheal jackson has died, according to the sources that jacko had a last request to be moved to the chlidrens ward this news cannot be confirmed to be false.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Jackson's last words as he was being rushed to hospital ........




'Is there any room in the children's ward?'

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[Paxton Dazo]

From, SirDouglasLoft;

Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack at the age of 50. It's the first time he's been f***ed by anything older than 12