Michael Essien

[severnside gull]

Am I the only one (well, me and Jeremy Kyle) who thinks that people who live their life through Facebook and somehow think it's "real" are absolute twunts

 

[pornomagboy]

Vokes about to sign for someone.......................

Naylor tweeted earlier about vokes o the Albion

 

[Rugrat]

Assume it's this fella

Okon Flo Essien - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Am I the only one (well, me and Jeremy Kyle) who thinks that people who live their life through Facebook and somehow think it's "real" are absolute twunts

OMG!!!! Are you saying its not real??!?!?!? does that mean all these children running around me and this dirty tracksuit im sitting in while spending my benefits on tatoos and peircings is the real life!!! arghhhhh!!!!!

 

[Bakero]

I've just passed out as I was holding my breath waiting for this to happen.

 

[Hampden Park]

leave the OP alone you miserable lot. it's a rumour that he has passed on, end of.
keep them coming good people of NSC

 

[North Stand Midget]

 

[Bakero]

leave the OP alone you miserable lot. it's a rumour that he has passed on, end of.
keep them coming good people of NSC

My neighbourhood xe-om driver has just told me we're signing Samson Kayode.

 

[fruitnveg]

 

[ees complicated no?]

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thats like 2 or 3 years old.

Edit: or did your mates dad friends cousins pet sheep take that picture yesterday?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

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I just KNEW he would resort to using that picture as justification.

You do realise thats VERY old? Actually, of course you do. Silly me.

 

[User removed 4]

Very sad to see how slow he is now after his knee problems, was a great player for chelsea, but slower than a week in jail nowadays.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

"your only making it worse "
"making it worse how could it be making it any worse "
"all he said was Essien "

Shall we go to the stoning

Stop saying Essien

RIGHT WHO THREW THAT

 

[NS Herald]

5 p.m. apparently

 

[Box of Frogs]

leave the OP alone you miserable lot. it's a rumour that he has passed on, end of.
keep them coming good people of NSC

Here here - makes Friday go quicker!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

5 p.m. apparently

5 per minute?

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

dont take the piss, this is what i've seen and heard

he dad manages Eastbourne Town and some albion scout told him

So Danny Bloor's son (know his name but won't bother posting, irelevant) has told you this?

HA

Wouldn't trust a thing Danny says!

 

[Barn Door Billy]

some off you just need to f*** off, ive heard a rumour, ive seen many odd rumours and why would you say this is bullshit? it just might be but look at the signings already this year two prem players and a la liga player some of you people are such *****

Don't worry about the hatred mate, if you have genuinely heard this rumour then your post is welcome. Like most rumours, it probably won't happen, but that's not your fault. Obviously, if you are on the wind up and this is just rubbish, then you can piss off

 

[Gritt23]

After CMS, Vicente and Bridge, I really can't rule many rumours completely out of hand. All 3 of those were signings that I thought were beyond us, and when they do sign, there is nothing more fun than to look back at how the threads develops from the usual "sauce?", "I'd eat my <insert body part>", and of course "WAGES!" all being posted.

It's not as ridiculous as some on this thread have suggested, as the OP has not said a permanent deal, and Bridge is on astronomical wages, it doesn't necessarily mean we would pay that. Plus, some people seem to be posting with the player of a couple of years ago in mind. What I saw of him last season, he isn't currently that player at all. It's not IMPOSSIBLE that Chelsea will think the one chance they have with Michael is to send him out on loan for 6 months and get him regular football, like he is NOT going to get at Chelsea based on the performances of last season.

Don't get me wrong, I'm filing this in the "believe it when I see it" drawer, but the last 12 months or so, some threads have come back out of that drawer and into the "f***ing 'ell we've actually got in" drawer shortly afterwards.

 

[Tony Hancock]

heard this rumour he's gonna be the signing today,

seen on facebook through a guy who's dad high up in the albion

just saying and dont have a moan i know its not reliable

There is more chance of me signing for BHA this evening than Essien and Im BLOODY 60