Mice

[Shegull]

Sorry Yorkie Mr. Jinks and Pixie and Dixie

 

[Braders]

my cat was called jess

(before you ask yes it was black and white)

 

[Yorkie]

Sorry Yorkie Mr. Jinks and Pixie and Dixie

Yes, you're right. Memories going in my old age

Exit - stage left.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Mr Jinks? That was the cat in Meet The Parents, which Robert De Niro had trained to use the toilet

 

[Shegull]

my cat was called jess

(before you ask yes it was black and white)

Are you a postman Braders7

More to the point are you the real Braders7??

 

[Braders]

Are you a postman Braders7

More to the point are you the real Braders7??

nope i'm still the fake one...

...or am i?

 

[Gary Nelson]

My dad lived in Southwick when he was a boy and the next door neighbours cat was called ******.

 

[Falmer Flutter ©]

When I was a student I lived in Leytonstone with some mates and one term the house was suddenly infested with mice. One day I found a mouse which had fallen into the sink and was trying to escape but without success. Not really knowing what to do I managed to put the plug in and turn on the tap, thinking I'd drown the f**ker. Unfortunately, the little git started swimming. Now starting to panic and not wanting to wait until it got knackered, I grabbed the nearest pan and forced the mouse under the water. I could hear it scrabbling on the base of the pan before it finally gave up the ghost.
As for the other mice we each bought a trap and turned catching mice into a bit of a competition. Call me sadistic, but there was something almost satisfying about hearing the "thwack" of a mouse trap...

 

[Shegull]

When I was a student I lived in Leytonstone with some mates and one term the house was suddenly infested with mice. One day I found a mouse which had fallen into the sink and was trying to escape but without success. Not really knowing what to do I managed to put the plug in and turn on the tap, thinking I'd drown the f**ker. Unfortunately, the little git started swimming. Now starting to panic and not wanting to wait until it got knackered, I grabbed the nearest pan and forced the mouse under the water. I could hear it scrabbling on the base of the pan before it finally gave up the ghost.
As for the other mice we each bought a trap and turned catching mice into a bit of a competition. Call me sadistic, but there was something almost satisfying about hearing the "thwack" of a mouse trap...

 

[Mental Lental]

I call my mum's cat Catwomper.

Giant snowy white thing, could well be mistaken for the 'Hothwomper' at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.