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Met Officer Ali Dizaei.



Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,860
The slammer will be a breeze for him, isolation wing and plenty of personal wealth to spend on Evian and Kitkats (see also Archer, Jeffrey). The real punishment will be in his head - his ego not being able to comprehend 'the injustice' of it all. Just hope he lost his police pension et al.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,487
Worthing
Going to be a very very lonely night in prison for him, methinks.

Followed by lots of nights in which he'll wish he was lonely. Coppers are always popular amongst the jailbird community aren't they?

He`ll have enough friends who partake in the silly handshake to make sure his life is cushty, dont you worry.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
He`ll have enough friends who partake in the silly handshake to make sure his life is cushty, dont you worry.

Wouldn't bet on it...the only square he will get near is the one called the exercise yard!
 




xenophon

speed of life
Jul 11, 2009
3,260
BR8
Errr, he is British, he needed to be to join the Met Police...where would you like him deported to?

His arsehole is going to be so sore after the cons in the Scrubs run a train on him he'll be screaming for a one-way flight to Tehran

The supreme irony here is that trying to frame an Iraqi refugee got him sent down

Karma's a bee-yatch, yessir
 




Collar Feeler

No longer feeling collars
Jul 26, 2003
1,322
How long before he plays the race card?

Oh he's been playing it for years already. The bloke is a tool and a liar and has been proven so. Good f***ing riddance and I hope his time at Her Madges pleasure is thoroughly unpleasant.
 


Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
Are there actually any arse-rapes in british prisons?

I always thought that was a myth, that every violent prisoner turn into a homo as soon as he walks through the prison door. I think they're too busy taking drugs and speaking to people on their mobiles
 


Big G

New member
Dec 14, 2005
1,086
Brighton
Going to be a very very lonely night in prison for him, methinks.

Followed by lots of nights in which he'll wish he was lonely. Coppers are always popular amongst the jailbird community aren't they?

Indeed...think he will be very popular on the nonce's and coppers wing....hopefully!!!!!
 




Helter

New member
Jan 4, 2010
1,143
Are there actually any arse-rapes in british prisons?

I always thought that was a myth, that every violent prisoner turn into a homo as soon as he walks through the prison door. I think they're too busy taking drugs and speaking to people on their mobiles

It does go on. If you know you’re doing fifteen years then a hole is a hole, just shut your eyes and think of the bird from your porn magazine, only down side is you’ve got shit all over your cock.
 








wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
NSC Patron
Aug 10, 2007
13,903
Melbourne
If the race card had been taken away some years back this arsehole would have been further back down the pecking order, less able to promote his self serving policies. Totally bored of wet, lily livered do gooders supporting the views of minorities over the interests of the majority.
 


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New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
If the race card had been taken away some years back this arsehole would have been further back down the pecking order, less able to promote his self serving policies. Totally bored of wet, lily livered do gooders supporting the views of minorities over the interests of the majority.
Totally agree mate, here's some more fuel to the fire stoked by the 'simple minded', oops my mistake, they can hardly book him or the paper as 'reactionary' can they ?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/feb/09/ali-dizaei-disciplinary-charges-police
 


wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
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Aug 10, 2007
13,903
Melbourne
From the above quoted article,

Alfred John, the chairman of the MBPA, agreed on the Today programme that the association had been damaged. But he insisted there was "without a doubt" still institutional racism in the force, as identified in the 1999 MacPherson report into the aftermath of the botched investigation into the murder of the black teenager Stephen Lawrence.

That report was from 1999 FFS!
 




User removed 4

New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
From the above quoted article,

Alfred John, the chairman of the MBPA, agreed on the Today programme that the association had been damaged. But he insisted there was "without a doubt" still institutional racism in the force, as identified in the 1999 MacPherson report into the aftermath of the botched investigation into the murder of the black teenager Stephen Lawrence.

That report was from 1999 FFS!
Too many people making their living at it !
 




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