How long before he plays the race card?
He's got 4 years! He'll have a fun time in there
If he is sent down will the gouvernment please deport him once he's seved his time?
Errr, he is British, he needed to be to join the Met Police...where would you like him deported to?
Coppers are always popular amongst the jailbird community aren't they?
Going to be a very very lonely night in prison for him, methinks.
Followed by lots of nights in which he'll wish he was lonely. Coppers are always popular amongst the jailbird community aren't they?
Going to be a very very lonely night in prison for him, methinks.
Followed by lots of nights in which he'll wish he was lonely. Coppers are always popular amongst the jailbird community aren't they?
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He will be on a protected wing for vunerable inmates.
No doubt. But I read some book ages ago about some copper who got locked up & even though he was deemed vulnerable, there were still plenty of opportunities for other inmates to serve him up a nice warm bowl of glass soup, or administer a sound shoeing.
I always find it quite funny how prisoners seem to develop a kind of hierarchy, as if to say one who robs a bookies at gunpoint is somehow better than another who beats his wife up or burgled an old lady's house. Strange sense of place, these people.