Met a lady in a pub

[The Birdman]

Sorry I thought it was Motor bike parking facility.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Cant say i think much of your colour scheme...and whats with the furry lampshade?

 

[Mowgli37]

Groupon?

 

[Gazwag]

Groupon?

Must have felt like it if she was on top

 

[Jim D]

You might have been better hiding her body and showing her face.

Not even Fred West could hide that body.

 

[Questions]

Not even Fred West could hide that body.

Coming for a beer tonight Jim. Usual at 7ish if you fancy a couple.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

This is disgusting! You're worse than ched Evans and I hope someone slaps you!

 

[Surf's Up]

Oi! That's my sister you're talking about!!

 

[el punal]

WTF is that thing on the table? How many speeds has it got?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

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Met this lovely lady in the pub last night and invited her back for coffee, how many lad points am I entitled to?

dread to think what her fanny farts like
regards
DR

 

[el_ciddy]

I don't like this new trend for these threads.

 

[banjo]

Come on T which crack are you hiding in ? Give us a clue.

 

[fat old seagull]

Oh you've been there as well, she must be a right Hoe

Yup, and here's the proof....at least I took my socks off !

 

[HastingsSeagull]

The tatto clearly shows who she is so I find this totally disgusting (for that reason alone)

Was she even palarse?

 

[El Sid]

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Is that Gandhi having a massage?