[Music] Messy Toilets Tom Jones Concert

[Robinjakarta]

I stop reading when I see the words 'Love Island Star' - I know its false news.

I stop when I see 'Tom Jones.'

 

[el punal]

I remember once using a porcelain toilet cubicle at Glastonbury and someone had curled out a huge turd at the back of the loo. The loo was clean-ish, and the act would have required some skill and balance when the far easier option was to crap conventionally.

I’m still baffled by this to this day.

Now that is what I call a shitfest.

 

[Lenny Rider]

Usual inaccurate reporting from the Arsegas.

 

[Chicken Run]

Usual inaccurate reporting from the Arsegas.

“Usual “ would imply you know the Argus has form for misrepresenting, why on earth would one then contact them!

 

[swindonseagull]

Er....Rod Stewart?

Yes that what I said…. Reading glasses required?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Yes that what I said…. Reading glasses required?

Read your question in bold……it’s a reply

 

[BN9 BHA]

From the Argus comments section.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Maybe VIP in this instance means Very Irritating Person, now I imagine there were a few of those in the enclosure last night

I can confirm I wasnt there.

 

[Chicken Run]

I can confirm I wasnt there.

 

[Icy Gull]

There is some unnecessary nastiness, rather than banter, on this thread imo. In amongst some classic NSC humour.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

This threads going to run and run

 

[nicko31]

Remember experiencing pig toilets in India in the past, now that's proper rough

 

[clapham_gull]

At the break of day when that man drove away, I was bursting
I crossed field to the loo and I opened the door
They stood there laughing
As I shat in my hands..
...and then pissed on the floor

My, my, my, Delilah !

 

[zefarelly]

The Argus is an embarrassment to Sussex

“It wasn't just A-listers who left the gig feeling short-changed”

Someone on Love Island, a fuckin A Lister…

I think thery probably just meant 'a lister' as in dribble coming from one side due to an inability to hold their head straight.

 

[Lenny Rider]

“Usual “ would imply you know the Argus has form for misrepresenting, why on earth would one then contact them!

Errrr we didn’t they contacted Amy, then phoned me at the office when I was going out the door on a funeral.

 

[Lenny Rider]

From the Argus comments section.

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I’ve watched Bernard Manning 13 times in 20 years does that make me a stalker.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I’ve watched Bernard Manning 13 times in 20 years does that make me a stalker.

Thought you would have got his ten jokes the first time

 

[Lenny Rider]

Thought you would have got his ten jokes the first time

Come on play nicely, Bernie had a least 20

 

[Chicken Run]

Errrr we didn’t they contacted Amy, then phoned me at the office when I was going out the door on a funeral.

“No comment “ ?

 

[Lenny Rider]

“No comment “ ?

He’s got a pic from Twitter at me at Stanmer Park and he asked me how many times I’ve seen TJ?

It’s not exactly Prime Suspect


I assure you any given day of the last 36 years in funerals is a lot more stressful than getting misquoted in the local rag


Its just, and to be fair I consider you an NSC friend, all the f****** idiots on here with their little snipes at my daughter.