Message to Bozza......

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Damn. My kids are so screwed up. I've told them about Father Christmas, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, The Bedtime Bunny, The Birthday Fairy and all sorts of wonderful other fibs I can tell them because I'm an adult.

I'll start saving for their therapy now.

I thought my missus was the only one who used the birthday fairy. I'm sure it will come pack to haunt us as we now have two kids with a four year difference between the pair.

 

[dougdeep]

The blowjob fairy is real though?

 

[Munkfish]

I thought my missus was the only one who used the birthday fairy. I'm sure it will come pack to haunt us as we now have two kids with a four year difference between the pair.

What the hell is the birthday fairy? are you trying to make your children gay and why is the easter bunny a bunny? they dont lay eggs! why isnt it the easter chicken

 

[Starry]

D'uh. The Easter Bunny carries the eggs that have been laid previously by the Easter Chicks!

The Birthday Fairy brings a special letter for Birthday Child and some presents and leaves behind a cake and stuff.

TDCH - We'll have a nine year gap between our eldest and the new baby so I am not sure how long new baby will get to enjoy all my fantasy characters!

 

[Silent Bob]

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Someone's kid might see that and start doing it, you thoughtless ****.

 

[Bakesy]

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Someone's kid might see that and start doing it, you thoughtless ****.

Thoughtless? that's harsh

 

[rospants]

can we please stop saying **** on here, ooops..............

 

[looney]

Sad geeks.

 

[rool]

I still believe in the winky bird

 

[Brovion]

The blowjob fairy is real though?

I dunno but the Laundry Fairy is certainly real. My wife says "Don't worry, just leave it there and the Laundry Fairy will deal with it - and she does." (Think it probably is a 'she').

 

[bhaexpress]

Sad geeks.

Are you being ironic ?