Men with PONYTAILS

[Mellotron]

One simple question: WHY?

It NEVER looks good. This isn't a fashion thing. I think some guys can just about pull off long hair, or a mohawk, or other unusual fashion choices, if it fits their style/personality.

A ponytail NEVER ever improves a man. So why does this monstrosity occur?

 

[Hillian1]

Under every pony tail, there is an arsehole.

 

[Norman Potting]

One simple question: WHY?

It NEVER looks good. This isn't a fashion thing. I think some guys can just about pull off long hair, or a mohawk, or other unusual fashion choices, if it fits their style/personality.

A ponytail NEVER ever improves a man. So why does this monstrosity occur?

I never like to judge people on their appearance but make the exception for this IT IS SO WRONG!

...And as for ponytail + thin on top IT IS SO WRONG - SQUARED!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i beg to differ

 

[Mellotron]

I never like to judge people on their appearance but make the exception for this IT IS SO WRONG!

...And as for ponytail + thin on top IT IS SO WRONG - SQUARED!

Agreed - with a "goth" or "punk" or "emo" you at least get an idea of the look they're going for, with a ponytail what is it they're striving for? Who have they seen with a ponytail and thought "oof, that looks good, will try that!"

 

[Superphil]

Willie Nelson?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I constantly walk around confused by people's choice of hair, clothes and accessories. It's because I'm a snob.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

This man begs to differ. Suits him IMO.

 

[Philzo-93]

Mr Bean has the right idea

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[Fran Hagarty]

One simple question: WHY?

It NEVER looks good. This isn't a fashion thing. I think some guys can just about pull off long hair, or a mohawk, or other unusual fashion choices, if it fits their style/personality.

A ponytail NEVER ever improves a man. So why does this monstrosity occur?

Ponytails are fine, except, as someone else said, on men with thinning hair. What I find abhorrent is men who have a full head of hair but shave it off. Why? As far as I'm concerned, it does nothing to enhance their appearance, in fact, quite the opposite. Fair enough, I suppose, for men who are going bald anyway.
I get the impression that some men think it looks macho to have a shaved head but that it's effeminate to have long hair. Far from it!

 

[Simster]

i beg to differ

I agree but this is very much the exception that proves the rule.

Here's Darren Peacock looking like a bellend:

 

[keaton]

I constantly walk around confused by people's choice of hair, clothes and accessories. It's because I'm a snob.

Indeed. Everyone who isn't one of my friends looks like a wierdo. And most of my friends do as well.

 

[Philzo-93]

This man begs to differ. Suits him IMO.

As a previous poster said...for every ponytail, lies an asshole. Ronaldinho is definitely an asshole.

Brilliant footballer, but an asshole nonetheless

 

[Mellotron]

I just think it often makes men look a BIT like a paedophile. That's all. Sorry if that offends anyone.

 

[Eggman]

Nothing wrong with this IMO

 

[brightn'ove]

 

[Mellotron]

Yes, Depp can just about pull off any hairstyle, but he still looks BETTER without one, doesn't he?

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Yes, Depp can just about pull off any hairstyle, but he still looks BETTER without one, doesn't he?

I actually think he looks better with one...

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Edit: Should be no post here...

my bad.

 

[Insel affe]

Ponytails are fine, except, as someone else said, on men with thinning hair.

Like These perhaps....

Is the 1st one our very own Dick...