Megazone
On his last warning
It's a new age way of bringing Plumbers into the storyline. Pathetic.
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[Albion] Men who dress up in army uniforms for porn. Is this stolen valor ?
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It's a new age way of bringing Plumbers into the storyline. Pathetic.
el punal
Well-known member
My first ever job as a schoolboy was, no, not doing a paper round but being a butcher’s delivery boy. Every day after school I would get on the bike and drop off pork chops, lamb cutlets, stewing steak, mince, sausages, you name it, to customers in the local area. My favourite delivery was the local convent school (and no, I’m not going to tell you where!), I would arrive to watch the girls playing netball (cue Benny Hill Show music). What I can inform you is that the girls wore maroon knickers. Phwoar! The nuns would then, on a regular basis, chastise me for my filthy and lecherous ogling. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere.
A number of the customers on my delivery round were ladies of a certain age who were all very friendly. One in particular was very friendly. Being in my early teens, and being almost totally innocent and naive, was flummoxed when the lady in question asked me quite casually, “I bet you’ve got a nice big piece of meat for me!” In fact they were sausages but we won’t go into that.
So the point is, was a bit on the side being offered? I really don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind going back in time just to make sure.
Hah! May explain why I blocked him a while ago. Clicked on the thread to laugh at the replies (without any need to see the original drivel post). He's the one who wants to punch people hard in the face, isn't he? Sounds like he's now intent mostly on bashing his own bishop
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
I think you'll find a certain someone in Hastings was trying to get elected by pretending they were in the Parachute Regiment. It's fraud.
http://www.hastingsindependentpress.co.uk/politics/tories-tardy-over-falklands-fake/
You are right in that it is an American thing, because they passed a law in 2005, but their veterans get a lot more benefit from being an exserviceman/woman. People are calling for a similar thing here.
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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Answers on a postcard to Cynthia Payne C / O Heaven PO Box #99
My first ever job as a schoolboy was, no, not doing a paper round but being a butcher’s delivery boy. Every day after school I would get on the bike and drop off pork chops, lamb cutlets, stewing steak, mince, sausages, you name it, to customers in the local area. My favourite delivery was the local convent school (and no, I’m not going to tell you where!), I would arrive to watch the girls playing netball (cue Benny Hill Show music). What I can inform you is that the girls wore maroon knickers. Phwoar! The nuns would then, on a regular basis, chastise me for my filthy and lecherous ogling. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere.
A number of the customers on my delivery round were ladies of a certain age who were all very friendly. One in particular was very friendly. Being in my early teens, and being almost totally innocent and naive, was flummoxed when the lady in question asked me quite casually, “I bet you’ve got a nice big piece of meat for me!” In fact they were sausages but we won’t go into that.
So the point is, was a bit on the side being offered? I really don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind going back in time just to make sure.
That was my first ever job as well as a school kid but not once did I deliver anything more that sausages and minced beef sadly. The only woman who came to the door in her Dressing Gown was old Mrs Cornelious at age 82
My first ever job as a schoolboy was, no, not doing a paper round but being a butcher’s delivery boy. Every day after school I would get on the bike and drop off pork chops, lamb cutlets, stewing steak, mince, sausages, you name it, to customers in the local area. My favourite delivery was the local convent school (and no, I’m not going to tell you where!), I would arrive to watch the girls playing netball (cue Benny Hill Show music). What I can inform you is that the girls wore maroon knickers. Phwoar! The nuns would then, on a regular basis, chastise me for my filthy and lecherous ogling. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere.
A number of the customers on my delivery round were ladies of a certain age who were all very friendly. One in particular was very friendly. Being in my early teens, and being almost totally innocent and naive, was flummoxed when the lady in question asked me quite casually, “I bet you’ve got a nice big piece of meat for me!” In fact they were sausages but we won’t go into that.
So the point is, was a bit on the side being offered? I really don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind going back in time just to make sure.
You grew up in a Carry On film?
el punal
Well-known member
Charlies Shinpad
New member
****ing Walt’s
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
If their uniforms were velvety, it may be a case of stolen velour.
pastafarian
Well-known member
The offer of a quick gratuitous shag might be the inducement?
He has a point. If I could re-live my years as a very shy, very naive young teenage milkman knowing what I know now, I wonder what I might have missed!
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Ceej
Active member
As long as production values are tight, the acting first class, kind respect (presumably to the female, though that's not clear here?) is given and shown 
the uniform is well pressed, the shoes are buffed and then pretending to be a soldier is really not a problem, no.
the uniform is well pressed, the shoes are buffed and then pretending to be a soldier is really not a problem, no.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
Stolen valour ?
Now if she was eating some bread during the Christmas season, it would be more a case of stollen valor.
I’ve turned up at women’s houses soon after phone calls because something has not been right with the kitchen we’ve fitted to be greeted with on more than one occasion.......
“Wow do you always come quickly.”................. i’ve only ever replied back once, with the obvious line........... real tumbleweed moment that was.
“Wow do you always come quickly.”................. i’ve only ever replied back once, with the obvious line........... real tumbleweed moment that was.