[Football] Meaty FA Cup Encounter - Or Not?!

[Jack Straw]

If results and the draw go a certain way in the FA Cup Preliminary Rounds, we could see a clash between Quorn and New Salamis. Tasty!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

New Salamis away to Forest Green would need a new venue as their ground is Vegan. Might get Pork City or Porquay United. Any team managed by Frank Lebeouf.

/Fills in application form for Punmaster at The Sun.

 

[essbee1]

I bleedin' hope Porksmouth get kicked out early. Can't stand them.

 

[bhafc99]

If results and the draw go a certain way in the FA Cup Preliminary Rounds, we could see a clash between Quorn and New Salamis. Tasty!

I’ve seen rasher predictions...


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[Jack Straw]

New Salamis have just beaten West Essex 5 - 1.
Just needs Quorn to beat Barton Town tomorrow, and the dream tie could be on!

 

[Eeyore]

One hell of meet-ing.

 

[Brok]

New Salamis have just beaten West Essex 5 - 1.
Just needs Quorn to beat Barton Town tomorrow, and the dream tie could be on!

I'll steak a bet on Quorn then.

 

[lawros left foot]

Will they meat in the next round?

The F.A. Cup has been vegetating for a while now, this could be the tie to beef it up again.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

What are the steaks on a home win?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Is Barry Venison playing?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I bleedin' hope Porksmouth get kicked out early. Can't stand them.

They'll be in prime condition after their pre-season friendly v Cowdenbeef

 

[portlock seagull]

If Quorn go through, I’m sure they’ll tell everyone about

 

[The Wookiee]

Is Barry Venison playing?

Or Patrick Berger and Paolo Wanchope

 

[bhafc99]

I hear ex-England colossus Terry Butcher is being lined up as manager if they make the cut.


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[Jack Straw]

Quorn have beaten Barton Town 2 - 0. Let's hope they meat New Salamis in the next round.

 

[Jack Straw]

FA Cup 1st Qualifying Round. The draw has been made. Ties to be played weekend 22nd September.
Quorn v Matlock Town.
New Salamis v Brentwood Town.
With both teams at home, there is a good chance that they'll both progress and possibly meat in the next round!

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

FA Cup 1st Qualifying Round. The draw has been made. Ties to be played weekend 22nd September.
Quorn v Matlock Town.
New Salamis v Brentwood Town.
With both teams at home, there is a good chance that they'll both progress and possibly meat in the next round!

Wurst news ever, unless this spam, which would be wurster

 

[Jack Straw]

Bad news;
New Salamis 1 Brentwood Town 2.
Oh well. There's always next year. Anyway, I'm going to follow the fortunes of Quorn until they get roasted by someone!

 

[Vicar!]

They'll be in prime condition after their pre-season friendly v Cowdenbeef

All hail the Coo

 

[dsr-burnley]

If they keep winning, Quorn could always come up against Old Ham or West Ham. (Or even Wet Spam.)

What's Barry Venison doing now?