Meanwhile, along the south coast ...

[Elvis]

She cooked me lunch today. It was pretty dreadful.

Did you roast her afterwards?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Did you roast her afterwards?

No I didn't tell her off.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

The top half of her head looks promising but I would need to see the shape of her lips before venturing further.

That is very rude.....wish I'd written that!