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I for one am going to try to forget this picture, as I prefer to carry on thinking that his avatar is really him [and not really Neil Hannon]. The truth throws you slightly, as your mental image was so wrong. Not as much so as when I met Ernest though!
 


bhaexpress

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the full harris said:
I haven't insulted anyone other than bhaexpress on this thread and that is ok cos he is a wanker innit.

All I did was put up a photo, not my fault if people make fun of it.

You only do so because you can't manage to say anything smarter. Most people consider you to be a snide loser but as I'm sympathetic to those less fortunate I think you're just sad.
 


Well bloody hell, because the damn Yanks are taking over our stock exchange and I actually have to do some work, I miss all this fun today! :smokin:
 


Bry Nylon

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London Irish said:
Well bloody hell, because the damn Yanks are taking over our stock exchange and I actually have to do some work, I miss all this fun today! :smokin:

Never mind that - who is the young laydee seated on your left?
 




Bry Nylon said:
Never mind that - who is the young laydee seated on your left?

Oh come on, we have to leave something to do for The Full Harris to fill his evenings with next week :D
 


the full harris

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bhaexpress said:
You only do so because you can't manage to say anything smarter. Most people consider you to be a snide loser but as I'm sympathetic to those less fortunate I think you're just sad.


It's a bit like you just reel off all the insults that have been directed at yourself over the years, regardless of whether they fit! Keep going Frankie, it's quite interesting!

You see all these things you spout off, well , they might be hurtful if they were true, but as they aren't they kind of lose effect. For example, an insult such as :
bhaexpress said:
Why would she need glasses for cyber sex ? Get a bigger monitor for her.
doesn't really have much effect as it's not actually true, whereas this:
the full harris said:
I realise you meet your wives on the internet, but it doesn't mean we all do!
in reply works rather better because it is true!

Truth hurts Frankie boy, too bad you don't know anythying about me to try and find something!
 


the full harris

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dwayne said:
:lolol: oh dear dear dear

good detective work where did u get it?


I wish I could claim credit for it but I just got sent it on a circular email and was the first to put it on here.

Incidentally, this was the accompanying message:

Was just sent this by an LI fan (of the club, not the retard...).

He thinks this is him - what a freak!! (the retard, not the LI fan...)

Apparently he's p1$$ed of LI fans as well, due to his non-questioning,
relentless 'support' of the board, even though they're annoying most
fans (sound familiar...?)
 
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Trigger

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the full harris said:
I wish I could claim credit for it but I just got sent it on a circular email and was the first to put it on here.

Incidentally, this was the accompanying message:

Was just sent this by an LI fan (of the club, not the retard...).

He thinks this is him - what a freak!! (the retard, not the LI fan...)

Apparently he's p1$$ed of LI fans as well, due to his non-questioning,
relentless 'support' of the board, even though they're annoying most
fans (sound familiar...?)
Despite that it was a quiet day on the circular front, I normally expect to find at least 200 in my inbox each day.

:lolol:
 
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rool

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hans kraay fan club said:
I for one am going to try to forget this picture, as I prefer to carry on thinking that his avatar is really him [and not really Neil Hannon]. The truth throws you slightly, as your mental image was so wrong. Not as much so as when I met Ernest though!

I decided to get rid of avatars for two reasons.

1. I am only on dial up and it sooooo slow with them

but more importantly

2. I would read what LI posts and then see that face looking at you like that and I would get really pissed off and want to slap him.

Oh and Full Harris, touche on Bhaexpress. I don't care much for the way he continually uses reference to people with learning difficulties as a means of insulting.
 


munster monch said:
Oh and Full Harris, touche on Bhaexpress. I don't care much for the way he continually uses reference to people with learning difficulties as a means of insulting.

Like the references to "retard" that The Full Harris has just quoted in the post immediately prior to yours?

Or like the time that The Full Harris had to make a grovelling apology on NSC a few month's back to Ben Andrew's Girlfriend for his casual remark about "f***ing spastics"?

Still, on this occasion at least The Full Harris is not picking on women like her and Yorkie, which tends to be his usual manner of amusing himself!

the full harris said:
Apparently he's p1$$ed of LI fans as well, due to his non-questioning, relentless 'support' of the board, even though they're annoying most fans (sound familiar...?)[/i]

:lolol: Pissed off most fans? London Irish are currently having the best season in our 108-year history! Still, I guess that if this is what this is all about, having a go at me because I loyally support the respective boards of the Albion and London Irish, then I'm happy to take stick for that :)
 
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bhaexpress

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the full harris said:
It's a bit like you just reel off all the insults that have been directed at yourself over the years, regardless of whether they fit! Keep going Frankie, it's quite interesting!

You see all these things you spout off, well , they might be hurtful if they were true, but as they aren't they kind of lose effect. For example, an insult such as :

doesn't really have much effect as it's not actually true, whereas this:

in reply works rather better because it is true!

Truth hurts Frankie boy, too bad you don't know anythying about me to try and find something!

Truth is you can't handle the truth. We all know that you're a keyboard warroir and that you don't quite get the concept of sarcasm. As it is I respond to you pettiness without resorting to profanity which is obviously well beyond your limited vocabulary. I could have well mentioned your remark abut 'f***ing spastics' as did LI but I don't tend to feel the need to stoop to your level.

I could tell you to grow up but sadly for you your hormones won't allow it.
 


the full harris

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London Irish said:


Or like the time that The Full Harris had to make a grovelling apology on NSC a few month's back to Ben Andrew's Girlfriend for his casual remark about "f***ing spastics"?




Excuse me, I am quite happy to argue with you but I just want to clear up something that could have come across falsely in your post.

I NEVER called Laura a 'spastic' or anything of the sort and I take great offence that it is implied I did. She may have taken offence that I called someone else a 'f***ing spastic', but I was surprised at that given the frequency with which the word is banded about on NSP (which she uses frequently). Despite the fact I did not aim the comment in anyway towards her, it seemed only polite that I appologise for any offence caused.

You can tear me off a strip whenever you like, but please don't try and make me out to have said things I have not.
 


Trigger

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the full harris said:
You can tear me off a strip whenever you like, but please don't try and make me out to have said things I have not.
You seem to forget James, that's what Placcy loves best, i personally think it gives him his daily thrill.
 




the full harris

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London Irish said:


Still, on this occasion at least The Full Harris is not picking on women like her and Yorkie, which tends to be his usual manner of amusing himself!



That is completely untrue.
 


the full harris

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bhaexpress said:
Truth is you can't handle the truth. We all know that you're a keyboard warroir and that you don't quite get the concept of sarcasm. As it is I respond to you pettiness without resorting to profanity which is obviously well beyond your limited vocabulary. I could have well mentioned your remark abut 'f***ing spastics' as did LI but I don't tend to feel the need to stoop to your level.

I could tell you to grow up but sadly for you your hormones won't allow it.


How is insulting my appearance, intellect, marital status etc. etc. any more intelligent than profanity?

Do you have any idea what I look like? Do you have any idea whether I am intelligent or thick as two short planks?

No? Well shut the f*** up then.
 


bhaexpress

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the full harris said:
How is insulting my appearance, intellect, marital status etc. etc. any more intelligent than profanity?

Do you have any idea what I look like? Do you have any idea whether I am intelligent or thick as two short planks?

No? Well shut the f*** up then.

What a tedious little geek you are. The day I let the likes of you annoy me will be a very cold day. Still its good to know that I wind you up ! :).
 






the full harris

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bhaexpress said:
What a tedious little geek you are. The day I let the likes of you annoy me will be a very cold day. Still its good to know that I wind you up ! :).


It has been very cold for quite a long time now, hasn't it.
 


the full harris

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bhaexpress said:
Quite so, he's perfectly caperble of amusing himself all alone.


And, more significantly, I have a go at lots of people, regardless of their gender. Yourself being a perfect example.
 


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