[Albion] Mattie Pollock

[Russconha]

Ah, it’s always a pleasure as a Grimsby fan to see every thread regarding your team on another club’s forum rapidly descend into a sea of fish puns. Clearly not helped in this case when the player also happens to have the same name as a fish.

you spend a lot of time trawling around other forums?

 

[Medwayseagull]

Cantona rates him - " when the seagulls follow the trawler its because they think sardines ( pollock ) will be thrown into the sea ".

 

[vagabond]

All your cb’s belong to us

 

[Grombleton]

Hope he doesn't flounder when making the step up.

 

[dadams2k11]

Making a rod for our back.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Haven't we already exceeded our quota of centre backs?

That said, I fancy he'd link up well with Tariq LAMPREY

 

[tiberious]

I think this is a Red Herring and a load of Pollock's.

 

[The Wookiee]

Could he MUSSEL his way into the first team ?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

The fish sauce is unreliable. The lad covers a lot of ground when playing.

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His shirt is already in the club shop.

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Very clever

 

[Surf's Up]

I confused him with Betty Swallocks

 

[Dorset Seagull]

He would be a bream singing

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

He looks like a boring version of Sami Hyypiä and I have to wonder: do we really want another dull Fin?

 

[knocky1]

Very clever

Didn’t work. I was swimming against the tide.

 

[Justice]

Heard the lad is carping on about his move down south.

 

[peterward]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...terested-Grimsby-teenager-Mattie-Pollock.html

Brighton among a few clubs interested in this 18 year old from Grimsby.

No need for me to mention what position he plays as you already know it.

Just hope nobody grasses up the club to the Monopolies commission.

 

[portlock seagull]

Worth trawling the lower leagues sometimes

 

[Blue3]

The Herring is a lucky fish
From all disease inured.
Should he be ill when caught at sea;
Immediately - he's cured!

 

[portlock seagull]

REELy interesting prospect

 

[portlock seagull]

Heard the GILLS have just put a bid in...

 

[portlock seagull]

Kelp help thinking he’s not quite good enough though