- Jul 7, 2003
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Just to be clear, I know this not from personal experienceAnd he'll get to A&E and tell them he was just trying to open a bottle of champagne with his buttocks and "that's how the cork ended up there, nurse", and they'll nod in a poker faced manner and go "Uh-huh, OK" like they do with all such admissions.

And she told me it happens all the time, and they always say it was accidental and they fell on it, and whatever it was they were doing to accidentally fall on it, they always happened to be naked at the time
