Matchday presenter and announcer

[The Large One]

You and Mark Brailsford should do it (if he's not still Gully of course).

"I say, well, oo golly gosh... here we are in, um, our lovely new stadium. Hello everyone... ooh is this mic on? Oooh, I feel a song coming on... Anyway, um, in goal, No.16 Casper Ankergren - lovely chap, plays cricket you know... Um, No.2 Inigo Calderon - Innypoos, Caldy poppet, No.3 steady ladies, big Gordon 'Gordylove' Greer, No.23 Marcos 'Marky Markypops' Painter - gosh this is fun... No.6 Adam-El... Oh shit, I can see my ex-wife..." etc

 

[Dave the OAP]

I think the bloke who does the REMF should do it.....he he

 

[shaun_rc]

This is such an important position, I hope they get it right.

The idea of some Smashey-and-Nicey-Radio-Local DJ type trying to artificially whip up a plastic atmosphere doesn't bear thinking about. One step away from songs after goals.

Fingers crossed.

 

[rockypaul]

£75 per match for the Announcer. £150 per match for the Presenter.

Roles and Responsibilities - Announcer
Richard Lindfield or Danny Pike

Roles and Responsibilities - Presenter
Zoe Ball or Des Lynam

 

[BensGrandad]

£75 per match for the Announcer. £150 per match for the Presenter.

Roles and Responsibilities - Announcer
Richard Lindfield or Danny Pike

Roles and Responsibilities - Presenter
Zoe Ball or Des Lynam

That sounds quite good. Danny Pike is on the radio Saturday morning so could go straight to The Amex, having no doubt promoted us on his radio show.

 

[Comedy Steve]

£75 per match for the Announcer. £150 per match for the Presenter.

Roles and Responsibilities - Announcer
Richard Lindfield or Danny Pike

Roles and Responsibilities - Presenter
Zoe Ball or Des Lynam

Did you misread the fee as £1500?

 

[BensGrandad]

I wonder what Fulham pay David Hamilton.

 

[Cappers]

I wonder what Fulham pay David Hamilton.

Probably does it just for the love of it?
Fatboy?
Les Dynam

 

[Scoffers]

Imagine him reading the teams...

At number one we have some laddy
2 another laddy
3 another laddy
4 some other laddy.....

And the teams would run out to "I think we're alone now"

 

[ewe2]

As long as we understand and actually hear the presenter ! I am sure the Amex PA will not let us down.............!

 

[Sully's Tash]

this bloke for the job of matchday presenter perhaps? Although not sure he's available.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYhyW...layer_embedded

 

[Mr Albion]

"I say, well, oo golly gosh... here we are in, um, our lovely new stadium. Hello everyone... ooh is this mic on? Oooh, I feel a song coming on... Anyway, um, in goal, No.16 Casper Ankergren - lovely chap, plays cricket you know... Um, No.2 Inigo Calderon - Innypoos, Caldy poppet, No.3 steady ladies, big Gordon 'Gordylove' Greer, No.23 Marcos 'Marky Markypops' Painter - gosh this is fun... No.6 Adam-El... Oh shit, I can see my ex-wife..." etc

And you lot were quick enough to neck my beer when escaping the vengeance of the said ex-wife! BTW Are you implying that one is a "lovey"? Moi?
Mark

 

[Lenny Rider]

IMHO

Dave Beckett or Richie Reynolds

 

[The Large One]

Roles and Responsibilities - Announcer
Richard Lindfield or Danny Pike

Roles and Responsibilities - Presenter
Zoe Ball or Des Lynam

Zoe Ball? Shee-it...

 

[The Large One]

IMHO

Dave Beckett or Richie Reynolds

Richie 'How 'bout that - round of applause, lays and genmen...' Reynolds? Poor sod would never get to watch his beloved Spurs.

 

[8ace]

IMHO

Dave Beckett or Richie Reynolds

I like Dave Beckett as well but wouldn't he be busy with his TV work then (i.e his day job)?

 

[bristolseagull]

Does anyone really give a shit who does it?

I'm going for the football.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I particularly enjoy the fact that in the job descriptions both roles don't require a interest in football.

Mike Ward might be ok after all...

Please no Danny Pike, Comedy Steve et al. Please. For the love of GOD.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

The Moan in boys with Gangster Al pitchside are certs I hear.

 

[Soul Finger]

Mike Ward might be ok after all...

Please no Comedy Steve et al. Please. For the love of GOD.

What?

Steve would be ace. Good Albion knowledge coupled with wit and intelligence.

Are you after the job Ritchie?!