Masturbating in the garden (NSFW!)

[greyseagull]

I am sure we have all banged one out in the open air as it is quite liberating. The thing that concerns me more is why you felt the need to take a photo of him ?!

My honest initial reaction upon seeing it was "Ooooh, North Stand Chat will like this."

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[Grombleton]

We have a winner!

 

[TSB]

Twelve pages and GOLD.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Re: Masturbating in the garden

lmfao

 

[jonny.rainbow]

August w^nk Holiday Monday.

 

[Footsoldier]

Caught someone masturbating in the works loo last year. Was on site working in Hackney refurbishing a school and needed the toilet. As being a building site it only had 4 cubicles and open the 2nd one and some bloke was there, pants down stand with tool in hand, I looked and it was rock hard and just said what the ****. Just glad he wasn't in the ejaculation stage as I'd have been showered.

Never saw him again, bet he found a new site to work on.

 

[Soulman]

 

[Dick Head]

Call that a garden?

 

[Hyperion]

Guy Butters

 

[gripper stebson]

WFP you bloody genius!

 

[Eksman]

If that's fully erect no wonder he ain't got a bird to chuck it into

 

[El Presidente]

Call that a garden?

More like a grubby bush.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Maybe he has a collection of incredibly erotic gnomes that he finishes himself off with.
I mean, ding-dong.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

You HAVE to print that off and post it through his letterbox.

Also, the potential for Photoshopping in this thread is MIND BOGGLING.

 

[thisistips]

You HAVE to print that off and post it through his letterbox.

Also, the potential for Photoshopping in this thread is MIND BOGGLING.

Print off the thread, not just the picture

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Worst. Tossed. Salad. Ever.

 

[jakarta]

Do you reckon he managed to reach the Wall?

 

[banjo]

I've got a bigger courgette than that.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Knew it was coming when opened the thread and it didn't disappoint