Masters Golf Thread

[Taybha]

This is bet 365 book, fook knows why its pasted tlike a page from the bible

Book Closes 08 Apr 12:50


Live In-Play. Each-way 1/4 1-2-3-4-5

Tiger Woods 5/1 Phil Mickelson 12/1
Ernie Els 14/1 Lee Westwood 18/1
Padraig Harrington 20/1 Retief Goosen 20/1
Paul Casey 25/1 Steve Stricker 28/1
Ian Poulter 30/1 Anthony Kim 33/1
Jim Furyk 35/1 Camilo Villegas 35/1
Rory McIlroy 45/1 Martin Kaymer 45/1
Geoff Ogilvy 45/1 Charl Schwartzel 45/1
Dustin Johnson 50/1 Nick Watney 50/1
Sean O'Hair 50/1 Hunter Mahan 60/1
Sergio Garcia 66/1 K.J. Choi 70/1
Henrik Stenson 70/1 Matt Kuchar 70/1
Angel Cabrera 75/1 Mike Weir 75/1
Ross Fisher 75/1 Robert Allenby 80/1
Chad Campbell 80/1 Zach Johnson 80/1
Luke Donald 80/1 Vijay Singh 80/1
Stewart Cink 90/1 Graeme McDowell 90/1
Tim Clark 90/1 Fred Couples 100/1
Adam Scott 100/1 Kenny Perry 110/1
Alvaro Quiros 110/1 Robert Karlsson 125/1
Louis Oosthuizen 125/1 Ben Curtis 125/1
Ryan Moore 125/1 Y.E Yang 125/1
Lucas Glover 130/1 Justin Leonard 150/1
Francesco Molinari 150/1 Kevin Na 150/1
Bill Haas 150/1 Edoardo Molinari 150/1
Brian Gay 175/1 Miguel Angel Jimenez 175/1
Jerry Kelly 175/1 Oliver Wilson 175/1
Soren Hansen 175/1 Steve Marino 175/1
Rory Sabbatini 200/1 Ben Crane 200/1
Trevor Immelman 200/1 David Toms 200/1
Scott Verplank 200/1 John Senden 200/1
David Duval 200/1 John Rollins 250/1
Soren Kjeldsen 250/1 Steve Flesch 250/1
Thongchai Jaidee 250/1 Chris Wood 250/1
Heath Slocum 275/1 Simon Dyson 275/1
John Merrick 275/1 Ryo Ishikawa 300/1
Ryan Palmer 300/1 Marc Leishman 300/1
Shingo Katayama 300/1 Anders Hansen 300/1
Jason Dufner 300/1 Ricky Barnes 400/1
Matteo Manassero 400/1 Nathan Green 400/1
Yuta Ikeda 500/1 Bernhard Langer 500/1
Todd Hamilton 600/1 Tom Watson 600/1
Mark O'Meara 1000/1 Ben Martin 1500/1
Sandy Lyle 1500/1 Byeong-Hun An 1500/1
Brad Benjamin 1500/1 Larry Mize 2000/1
Nathan Smith 2000/1 Michael Campbell 2000/1
Chang-Won Han 2500/1 Ian Woosnam 2500/1
Craig Stadler 4000/1 Ben Crenshaw 5000/1
Others On Request

 

[Marshy]

Im on Camillo VIllegas at 40/1
Poulter at 30/1
Stricker 25/1

I think thats the odds anyway ....each way on all 3 for a top 5 finish.

 

[Easy 10]

Cheers Taybha, you're a gent and a scholar

 

[Marshy]

I wasnt going to go for stricker, but the Yanks have done really well in recent years at the masters so i added one to my slip last minute...

 

[crodonilson]

Tiger all the way for me, how good would it be if he was to win on his first comeback event even though he is still being treated for his illness.

 

[superseagulls]

I have
£2 on Mickleson to win
£2 on Westwood to win
£2 on Garcia to Finsh top 5
£4 on Ross fisher to Finsh top 10

 

[Easy 10]

Tiger all the way for me, how good would it be if he was to win on his first comeback event even though he is still being treated for his illness.

Its the deft subtlety that makes it.

 

[El Presidente]

Tiger Woods has announced that his return to golf will be at this year’s Master tournament, forcing the Augusta National greenkeepers to explain how they will do everything in their power to make all 18 holes looks as sexually uninviting as possible.

Augusta National chairman Billy Payne said in a separate statement: “We support Tiger’s decision to return to competitive golf beginning at this year’s Masters tournament, just so long as he keeps his erections to himself.”

“We recognise how difficult the last few vagina-less months have been for Tiger and as such, we feel it is our duty to make our furry cups as unappealing as is humanly possible.”

“It’s a challenge, definitely, we just hope he can control himself at the first sight of a potential orifice surrounded by neatly trimmed foliage.”

“That said, Tiger is a world leader in getting into holes with the least amount of fuss possible, and it’ll be a pleasure to see him in action again.”

Golf commentators have expressed their concern that maybe Tiger is returning to the sport too soon, and therefore might not be able to override his slapper-seeking urges.

Peter Alliss explained, “At some point Tiger is going to have to walk up to a hole and put his hand inside, and to be honest we’re not entirely sure that it won’t lead to an immediate relapse.”

One Tiger Woods fan said, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m delighted to see him back on the course - but if I see him crouched down looking at the hole, how will I know if he’s looking for a line, or simply fantasising about f***ing it?”

 

[Trigger]

Well, I've narrowed it down to TEN players I want to back so far, still need to do a bit of trimming!

Martin Kaymer 50/1
Rory McIlroy 50/1
Sean O'Hair 66/1
Matt Kucher 70/1
K.J. Choi 75/1
Vijay Singh 90/1
Louis Oosthuizen 150/1
Y.E. Yang 150/1
Kevin Na 175/1
Shingo Katayama 300/1

 

[Cecil]

I am getting on Mike Weir and The Goose both E/W bets..........

 

[mh369]

Anthony Kim e/w for me. Good young player who I think is set to win a big tournament at some point

 

[simmo]

Jimmy Furyk and Miguel Angel Jiminez both E/W

 

[Durlston]

Tiger Woods has announced that his return to golf will be at this year’s Master tournament, forcing the Augusta National greenkeepers to explain how they will do everything in their power to make all 18 holes looks as sexually uninviting as possible.

Augusta National chairman Billy Payne said in a separate statement: “We support Tiger’s decision to return to competitive golf beginning at this year’s Masters tournament, just so long as he keeps his erections to himself.”

“We recognise how difficult the last few vagina-less months have been for Tiger and as such, we feel it is our duty to make our furry cups as unappealing as is humanly possible.”

“It’s a challenge, definitely, we just hope he can control himself at the first sight of a potential orifice surrounded by neatly trimmed foliage.”

“That said, Tiger is a world leader in getting into holes with the least amount of fuss possible, and it’ll be a pleasure to see him in action again.”

Golf commentators have expressed their concern that maybe Tiger is returning to the sport too soon, and therefore might not be able to override his slapper-seeking urges.

Peter Alliss explained, “At some point Tiger is going to have to walk up to a hole and put his hand inside, and to be honest we’re not entirely sure that it won’t lead to an immediate relapse.”

One Tiger Woods fan said, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m delighted to see him back on the course - but if I see him crouched down looking at the hole, how will I know if he’s looking for a line, or simply fantasising about f***ing it?”

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

Tim Clark
Rory Sabbatini
Rory McIlroy
Hunter Mahan

All at 2.50 each way.

I need to regain my momentum after getting Zach Johnson and Trevor Immelman in consecutive years both at 125-1

 

[Easy 10]

All e/w (top 5) bets:

Choi 66/1
Cabrera 80/1
Cink 100/1
Jiminez 150/1
The Elephant Man 250/1

 

[Easy 10]

YAY
Elephant Man is -1 after 2.

 

[Janbha]

Robert Karlsson i shall stake 2 english pounds each way at odds of 125-1 .

 

[Billy Seagull]

What is Tom Watson on? -5 round Augusta at his age - simply amazing.

A nice start from Kim who birdied the last 3 to get to -4, Good start from Westwood but its not a matter of if his arse blows but when.

The Amen corner coverage is good as is the leaderboard on the official site that has highlights for most players.

I'm guessing the BBC coverage will be shite and all about Tiger

 

[imissworthing2]

Michelson to win and jimenez top 5 for me.

 

[superseagulls]

the old boys seem to be doing rather well Tom Watson, Fred Couples and Sandy Lyle.

Happy with Mickleson and Westwoods score so far. Fisher and Garcia not so much.