[Cricket] Master-f**k up

[A1X]

I was going to watch Titanic, but someone told me what happens...

Trust me, you won't believe the twist in Titanic 2.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Who's playing ?

I had a good think about it, and concluded it doesn't bear thinking about

 

[Bodian]

Nothing about Masterchef's most famous supporter?

 

[Market Porter]

 

[monty uk]

Not even a bit of celebrity topless darts?

Amazing what you can do with a couple of fried eggs and a bit of oil.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

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Hate Gregg, love Monica.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Kids cry an awful lot these days.

 

[crodonilson]

I was going to open this thread, then I saw who the OP was and thought better of it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A wise choice old sage.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-59753877

So some absolute idiot on Channel 5 news last night decided to unveil the winner of the prestigious Celebrity Masterchef Christmas champion on their programme before it had aired later that evening. Viewers were quite rightly fuming, one twitter comment said it 'had ruined their Christmas' and many others were distressed at their viewing being ruined and demanded heads should roll.

N, N.

 

[Justice]

It’s like picking up one of those crap celeb mags in the doctors waiting room, five seconds of reading and you’ve put it back in the pile.

 

[Durlston]

I thought this was about the Masters snooker draw in January, Crodo.

 

[lawros left foot]

Shirley, Boris Johnson has to resign now.

This really is a step too far.

 

[vegster]

Anyone upset at finding out the winner early should really give their heads a wobble. It's an utterly meaningless programme given the current situation the country is in 3 days before Christmas.

 

[melias shoes]

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-59753877

So some absolute idiot on Channel 5 news last night decided to unveil the winner of the prestigious Celebrity Masterchef Christmas champion on their programme before it had aired later that evening. Viewers were quite rightly fuming, one twitter comment said it 'had ruined their Christmas' and many others were distressed at their viewing being ruined and demanded heads should roll.

I lost interest when you started with 'SO'.

 

[NooBHA]

Next they will be revealing that Santa doesn't exist and ruin Christmas for the rest of us.

Santa definitely is real - I saw him Fare Dodging his Tube Fare by jumping the barrier at Finchley Central Station in London last Thursday Evening - And another thing, I think he had also been drinking because when the station attendant shouted at him for jumping the Barrier, Santa told him to '' F#ck Off ''