*MASSIVE transfer NEWS*

[Ernest]

I haven't BEAN to the CLIFTONVILLE since they INSISTED I wore a SHIRT and no NAKEDNESS was allowed but my SAUCE texted me to SAY get down THEIR this morning AS he had SOME MASSIVE transfer NEWS.

I was WOLFING down my LARGE Full English with EXTRA sausage FULLY clothed when MY sauce ARRIVED breathless WITH excitement. HE said GETTING a FIVER out of Dick Tight's WALLET is EASIER than getting info out of the CLUB these days and NOT to repeat WHAT he says anywhere.

I ASKED him what the MASSIVE transfer news WAS and he said to KEEP it under MY hat but MATTHEW Upson was going to SING by the end of the WEEK. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR with shock as I didn't SEE that one HAPPENING but if my SAUCE says it is then IT will be TRUE as he has NEVER let me down YET.

I tried to PROBE my SAUCE with some TIT bits about VINCENTE or Oscar BUT he said OSCAR has still to SPEAK a single word at the CLUB and COMMUNICATES by winking if HE likes WHAT he sees.

With that SHOCKER my SAUCE slipped out into the THRONGING masses of George ST whilst I CAME over all QUEER with the EXCITEMENT of it all.

 

[big hilda]

RESPECT, word.

 

[BadFish]

Replying to your own thread with your other 'character' is a little desperate.

Here's The Smiths

 

[Kumquat]

Good to have you back on form although I think I was the first to break the news about Upson's vocal efforts.

 

[Canonman]

I haven't BEAN to the CLIFTONVILLE since they INSISTED I wore a SHIRT and no NAKEDNESS was allowed but my SAUCE texted me to SAY get down THEIR this morning AS he had SOME MASSIVE transfer NEWS.

I was WOLFING down my LARGE Full English with EXTRA sausage FULLY clothed when MY sauce ARRIVED breathless WITH excitement. HE said GETTING a FIVER out of Dick Tight's WALLET is EASIER than getting info out of the CLUB these days and NOT to repeat WHAT he says anywhere.

I ASKED him what the MASSIVE transfer news WAS and he said to KEEP it under MY hat but MATTHEW Upson was going to SING by the end of the WEEK. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR with shock as I didn't SEE that one HAPPENING but if my SAUCE says it is then IT will be TRUE as he has NEVER let me down YET.

I tried to PROBE my SAUCE with some TIT bits about VINCENTE or Oscar BUT he said OSCAR has still to SPEAK a single word at the CLUB and COMMUNICATES by winking if HE likes WHAT he sees.

With that SHOCKER my SAUCE slipped out into the THRONGING masses of George ST whilst I CAME over all QUEER with the EXCITEMENT of it all.

There's a bus to the Outer Hebrides in about half an hour. GET ON IT.

 

[papajaff]

Thank GODD the SAUCE is back on form.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why (much like '2 Broke Girls' or 'Mrs Brown's Boys'). What am I missing (yes, 'sense of humour', well done...)?

 

[papajaff]

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why

Don't look at the thread then?

 

[BadFish]

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why (much like '2 Broke Girls' or 'Mrs Brown's Boys'). What am I missing (yes, 'sense of humour', well done...)?

A NSC institution I think.

 

[Giraffe]

Once you get him, it becomes funny. It's a weird thing. I like to imagine Ernest as a little like the banker in Deal or No Deal.

 

[Brightonia]

Ernest is a legend!

 

[Kumquat]

Once you get him, it becomes funny. It's a weird thing. I like to imagine Ernest as a little like the banker in Deal or No Deal.

The policeman in 'allo 'allo for me. Especially that last line.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Don't look at the thread then?

I didn't slate it nor did I criticise, I'm just curious as to what people find funny, that's all.

Fully aware it's a long standing NSC thing, which wouldn't be the case if it wasn't appreciated.

 

[papajaff]

Harmless fun buddy

 

[BadFish]

Don't look at the thread then?

It's always good for a binfest though eh? Arguing with Ernest about Dick Tight is almost a rite of passage on NSC.

 

[Igzilla]

I tried to PROBE my SAUCE with some TIT bits about VINCENTE or Oscar BUT he said OSCAR has still to SPEAK a single word at the CLUB and COMMUNICATES by winking if HE likes WHAT he sees.

This nearly made me SPURT my morning COFFEE all over my LAPTOP.

Nice work, Enrest.

 

[big hilda]

I am my own Girl, however, ARS action is always appreciated.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Best poster on this forum, after Pat that is.

TNBA

TT Le F

 

[northernseagull]

I didn't slate it nor did I criticise, I'm just curious as to what people find funny, that's all.

Fully aware it's a long standing NSC thing, which wouldn't be the case if it wasn't appreciated.

Being quite new to NSC I get where you're coming from, but getting owned by Ernest on a thread about Gary Megson taking over Poyet you begin to realise this is just taking the mick out of all the crap papers throw at us each day... harmless fun

 

[topbanana36]

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why (much like '2 Broke Girls' or 'Mrs Brown's Boys'). What am I missing (yes, 'sense of humour', well done...)?

I've been reading this toilet for years and like you I don't find it funny in the slightest, but then I don't suppose people find Jim Davidson or Billy Connolly funny either.