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Commander

Commander

Arrogant Prat
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,560
London
Cheeky Monkey said:
Ernest is certainly dividing opinion on this one. Maybe we need a pro/anti Ernest poll to weed out the dissenters amongst us once and for all.
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I think this is a good idea, and I'm sure the powers that be would be happy to waive the 'Don't start a thread about another user' rule for this one off occasion.

Get it done.
 




Timbo

Timbo

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,322
Hassocks
Ok, I'll dip out here, just wondering what was funny about it, that's all!

Obviously some people find massive humour in spelling mistakes and capital letters so I'll leave you to it.
 


Arthur

Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,760
Buxted Harbour
papajaff said:
And still he posts on this oh so childish thread. You can't keep away lad. Here's a clue; there are three, that's THREE capital lettered words in the thread title. Kind of gives it away as to what the content is. Or are you the clipboard kid??
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Because I was replying to someone who was replying to me. That's allowed isn't it? And what the f*** is a clipboard kid?

John Bumlick said:
i smell cow poo.
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This you?
 


aftershavedave

aftershavedave

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
7,140
as 10cc say, not in hove
Timbo said:
Ok, I'll dip out here, just wondering what was funny about it, that's all!

Obviously some people find massive humour in spelling mistakes and capital letters so I'll leave you to it.
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some people (journos for local rags in particular) seem to make a career of it....
 






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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,036
If I could just put things in perspective to those Anti-Ernest posters, you opened a page on the internet that you didn't find amusing. It probably took you a few seconds, and certainly not as long as the response confirming that your sense of humour differs to other people. Let's face it, its not the first time that comedy hasn't been universally popular, is it?

In the nicest possible way, get over it. And maybe put Ernest on your ignore lists.

Now when's this big name midfielder showing up?
 












Caveman

Caveman

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2003
9,926
Greg Bobkin said:
If I could just put things in perspective to those Anti-Ernest posters, you opened a page on the internet that you didn't find amusing. It probably took you a few seconds, and certainly not as long as the response confirming that your sense of humour differs to other people. Let's face it, its not the first time that comedy hasn't been universally popular, is it?

In the nicest possible way, get over it. And maybe put Ernest on your ignore lists.

Now when's this big name midfielder showing up?
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Don't get me wrong, I am up for a laugh, which is why I read it. I will read on with interest on Ernests next posts and see if they get any better.

I am not out to spoil the clear hilarity of the opening post, as he is obviously a bit of a cult hero on here for many people, I just didn't find it funny and still don't. Being called a twat for not finding it funny wont upset me too much either.
 






Beach Hut

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,315
Living In a Box
Top fishing by Ernest - all you lot who get so shirty about it should perhaps live a little
 










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jackcgull

Active member
Feb 1, 2008
610
Amersham
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Medwayseagull

Medwayseagull

JCB
Sep 23, 2011
4,322
North North East from the AMEX
Ernest said:
NOTHING to me is as PLEASURABLE as a FULL English in the CLIFTONVILLE whilst WAITING for my SAUCE to turn up and TODAY was no EXCEPTION. I was just having the last NIBBLE of a SAUSAGE and contemplating ORDERING another when MY sauce turned up BREATHLESS with EXCITEMENT.

I asked HIM what the BIG news was and HE said it WAS unbelievable but Wayne BIRDGE was singing a SEASONS loan and would be ANNOUNCED later but it was 100% CAST iron DONE deal. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR in shock and I feel HONOURED that I am the FIRST to know all these SCOOPS in advance.

BEFORE my SAUCE departed into the THRONGING masses of GEORGE Street I asked him the latest NEWS on VINCENTELOT and my SAUCE said it was COMPLICATED. Apparantly what HAD upset Mr V was that he was in MARBELLER and in his 5* hotel and some OLD English bloke with a GOATEY beard and his SUNGLASSES on a piece of STRING on the SUNBED next to him STARTED boasting how he was the CHAIRMAN of a football club and HOW he had used the money from the 1983 FA Cup Final and the PROCEEDS of the sale of BOBBY Zamora to QPR to fund his LIFESTYLE in the COSTA del Sol. Vincentelot then REALISED with horror that this was the potless pillock Dick Tight WHO he had been WARNED about and Vincentelot GOT onto his agent to TELL the Albion he WOULDN'T return UNTIL the TINPOT twat had been REMOVED from the club including that manky bar NAMED after him.

There was some FRANTIC talks until it was all RESOLVED and the good news is that from the FIRST home game Dicks BAR is NO more and is now 'ERNESTO'S' and is a SPANISH tappers bar SERVING pieller and SANGREER and NONE of that Harveys PISS water and the entertainment WILL not be ATILLA and his LICKERS thinking it is STILL 1977 but FLAMINGO music and TRADITIONAL Spanish DANCING.

VINCENTELOT now is TOTALLY focussed on the NEW season and with his amigo's BURNO and INDIGO has promised to BANG in a hat TRICK against CARDIFF and will CELEBRATE by DIVING into the FAMILY stand to HUG his number ONE supporter.

I must ADMIT I was overcome with JOY at such news and to me VINCENTELOT is the BIGGEST Albion LEGEND ever.

:albion2::albion2::albion2:
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I see your diet didn't last long.
 




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