Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
NOTHING to me is as PLEASURABLE as a FULL English in the CLIFTONVILLE whilst WAITING for my SAUCE to turn up and TODAY was no EXCEPTION. I was just having the last NIBBLE of a SAUSAGE and contemplating ORDERING another when MY sauce turned up BREATHLESS with EXCITEMENT.
I asked HIM what the BIG news was and HE said it WAS unbelievable but Wayne BIRDGE was singing a SEASONS loan and would be ANNOUNCED later but it was 100% CAST iron DONE deal. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR in shock and I feel HONOURED that I am the FIRST to know all these SCOOPS in advance.
BEFORE my SAUCE departed into the THRONGING masses of GEORGE Street I asked him the latest NEWS on VINCENTELOT and my SAUCE said it was COMPLICATED. Apparantly what HAD upset Mr V was that he was in MARBELLER and in his 5* hotel and some OLD English bloke with a GOATEY beard and his SUNGLASSES on a piece of STRING on the SUNBED next to him STARTED boasting how he was the CHAIRMAN of a football club and HOW he had used the money from the 1983 FA Cup Final and the PROCEEDS of the sale of BOBBY Zamora to QPR to fund his LIFESTYLE in the COSTA del Sol. Vincentelot then REALISED with horror that this was the potless pillock Dick Tight WHO he had been WARNED about and Vincentelot GOT onto his agent to TELL the Albion he WOULDN'T return UNTIL the TINPOT twat had been REMOVED from the club including that manky bar NAMED after him.
There was some FRANTIC talks until it was all RESOLVED and the good news is that from the FIRST home game Dicks BAR is NO more and is now 'ERNESTO'S' and is a SPANISH tappers bar SERVING pieller and SANGREER and NONE of that Harveys PISS water and the entertainment WILL not be ATILLA and his LICKERS thinking it is STILL 1977 but FLAMINGO music and TRADITIONAL Spanish DANCING.
VINCENTELOT now is TOTALLY focussed on the NEW season and with his amigo's BURNO and INDIGO has promised to BANG in a hat TRICK against CARDIFF and will CELEBRATE by DIVING into the FAMILY stand to HUG his number ONE supporter.
I must ADMIT I was overcome with JOY at such news and to me VINCENTELOT is the BIGGEST Albion LEGEND ever.
I asked HIM what the BIG news was and HE said it WAS unbelievable but Wayne BIRDGE was singing a SEASONS loan and would be ANNOUNCED later but it was 100% CAST iron DONE deal. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR in shock and I feel HONOURED that I am the FIRST to know all these SCOOPS in advance.
BEFORE my SAUCE departed into the THRONGING masses of GEORGE Street I asked him the latest NEWS on VINCENTELOT and my SAUCE said it was COMPLICATED. Apparantly what HAD upset Mr V was that he was in MARBELLER and in his 5* hotel and some OLD English bloke with a GOATEY beard and his SUNGLASSES on a piece of STRING on the SUNBED next to him STARTED boasting how he was the CHAIRMAN of a football club and HOW he had used the money from the 1983 FA Cup Final and the PROCEEDS of the sale of BOBBY Zamora to QPR to fund his LIFESTYLE in the COSTA del Sol. Vincentelot then REALISED with horror that this was the potless pillock Dick Tight WHO he had been WARNED about and Vincentelot GOT onto his agent to TELL the Albion he WOULDN'T return UNTIL the TINPOT twat had been REMOVED from the club including that manky bar NAMED after him.
There was some FRANTIC talks until it was all RESOLVED and the good news is that from the FIRST home game Dicks BAR is NO more and is now 'ERNESTO'S' and is a SPANISH tappers bar SERVING pieller and SANGREER and NONE of that Harveys PISS water and the entertainment WILL not be ATILLA and his LICKERS thinking it is STILL 1977 but FLAMINGO music and TRADITIONAL Spanish DANCING.
VINCENTELOT now is TOTALLY focussed on the NEW season and with his amigo's BURNO and INDIGO has promised to BANG in a hat TRICK against CARDIFF and will CELEBRATE by DIVING into the FAMILY stand to HUG his number ONE supporter.
I must ADMIT I was overcome with JOY at such news and to me VINCENTELOT is the BIGGEST Albion LEGEND ever.
