I've JUST got back from the CLIFTONVILLE and over a BREAKFAST roll and medium TEA (£1.89) my snout GAVE me some SHOCKING team news.
HE slipped ME a William HILL betting slip under the TABLE and on it was WRITTEN 'No Sparrow IN tomorrows SQUAD'.
MUST admit I choked on my TEA in shock as in my OPINION Spazza has BEEN our BEST player since the Southampton GAME so I'm not SURE why Gus has DROPPED him.
UNFORTUNATELY my sauce had no NEWS on whether VINCENTELOT or Michael OWEN would be MAKING the trip NORTH.
Every time I read an ernest post, I read the capitalised word, hoping they read out a hidden message. I am constantly disappointed.