*MASSIVE team NEWS for TOMORROW & midfield STAR dropped*

[BN9 BHA]

SOMETIMES I wish I never BOTHERED posting my SCOOPS

Dont worry Ernest, NSC needs people like you otherwise it would be very dull.
Dont think some people know its Friday and bank holiday weekend .
Keep up the MAD work!

 

[BN9 BHA]

Dont worry about comments like this Marshy. The Enhest disciples probably all sit round at parties drinking shandy, reading the Sun, watching big brother and planning who's satchel to steal at school the next day.

Cheer up Mr grumpy!!

 

[London Irish]

3 pages and rising - the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Uncle C]

Dont worry Ernest, NSC needs people like you otherwise it would be very dull.
Dont think some people know its Friday and bank holiday weekend .
Keep up the MAD work!

Are you two having sex?

 

[Wellesley]

And your opinion is important because?

because I'm not a miserable, middle-aged tit, who spends most of his life on here sulking like a slapped child.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Leave Ernest alone, I lick him.

Be careful - that is BIG HILDA's job.

 

[Uncle C]

because I'm not a miserable, middle-aged tit, who spends most of his life on here sulking like a slapped child.

So you would know what its like to be a slapped child then?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Are you two having sex?

Shhhhhhhhsh Uncle C, i told you not to say anything!

 

[El Presidente]

SOMETIMES I wish I never BOTHERED posting my SCOOPS

Was it your SCOOP in the Palace dressing room ENREST?

 

[CheeseRolls]

I would make a note to self to try not to be too clever with words, to the point where the meaning of a sentence is completely lost.

Good point. Will Make an eFfort to make more SCENTS in fututre

 

[Ernest]

Was it your SCOOP in the Palace dressing room ENREST?

THOUGHT you was on YOUR honeymoon

 

[Wellesley]

So you would know what its like to be a slapped child then?

I have witnessed many a slapped child, I have had them brought to the safety of my home at a moments notice, to be cared for by my family. It's called Foster Care.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Not the strongest. This was very good a while ago but whilst generally good, not been at it's peak lately. If only I knew a word to describe these threads as plateaued doesn't quite do it

 

[Bladders]

Are you two having sex?

Seems you're not getting any Mr Grumpy.

Maybe you should PM Big Hilda about a possible back rub or something

 

[Brightonia]

Dont worry about comments like this Marshy. The Enhest disciples probably all sit round at parties drinking shandy, reading the Sun, watching big brother and planning who's satchel to steal at school the next day.

Actually it's called not taking life too seriously and not getting bothered by someone having a joke on a football forum.....

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Ernest has always tickled my fancy

Two questions - what is a fancy? and how do you tickle it?

 

[Ernest]

Ernest has always tickled my fancy

Two questions - what is a fancy? and how do you tickle it?

HAVE you bought a NEW winter COAT yet ?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

HAVE you bought a NEW winter COAT yet ?

It's August Ernest so the new coat is in MOTHBALLS

 

[Commander]

So you would know what its like to be a slapped child then?

You are fast become the dullest poster on the board. Stat Brother's crown is being wrenched away from him.

 

[portslade seagull]

BirdcuTT Should KnoW BeTTEr ... WeLL DonE to EnRESt FOr the SCoop