MASSIVE news from my SAUCE

[Ernest]

Just RUSHED back from the CLIFTONVILLE after demolishing MY Full English with SOME massive NEWS. I met BIG Hilda in there as USUAL and she was just about to GRAB my sausage when MY sauce arrived BREATHLESS with excitement.

AFTER he composed HIMSELF he passed on SOME shocking NEWS. This thing about this SPANIARD being the NEXT manager is a RED Herring and Tony Bloom and his LAPDOG Barber are FED up with FOREIGNERS and ESPECIALLY seeing SPAIN narrowly BEAT those TAHITI's last night HE has had ENOUGH of the TACKY Tacky football and WANTS proper ENGLISH football.

LAPDOG Barber as I TYPE is in the POTTERIES with a 20 year CONTRACT just waiting for Tony PULIS to SING it and it WILL be ROUTE one all the WAY to the PREMIERSHIP with CROUCHIE up TOP instead of El BARNDOORO Ulloa.

The THOUGHT of BIG Tone NAKED (Apart from his BASEBALL cap) sorting out SICKNOTES like VINCENTE in the SHOWER had Big HILDA swooning all OVER and MADE me feel JEALOUS.

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE ?

With THAT incredible NEWS my SAUCE rushed out into the THRONGING masses of George Street.

 

[empire]

what took you so longzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Bladders]

Plausible..........

 

[Lenny Rider]

6/10. Expected better tbh.

 

[Diego Napier]

At last! Some credible news.

 

[Socialist Sid]

I think Ernest is pottery.

 

[El Sid]

Great news!
Long live the long ball. Cuts out the need for them nasty expensive foreign midfield jonnies.
The thought of Crouchie is the icing on my lardy cake.

 

[ads52]

Great news!
Long live the long ball. Cuts out the need for them nasty expensive foreign midfield jonnies.
The thought of Crouchie is the icing on my lardy cake.

And the thought of his mrs would be the cherry on top

 

[MattBackHome]

Don't you mean CLUELESS.

 

[hola gus]

Need to start using that ignore facility.

 

[topbanana36]

QUOTE=Ernest;5778655]Just RUSHED back from the CLIFTONVILLE after demolishing MY Full English with SOME massive NEWS. I met BIG Hilda in there as USUAL and she was just about to GRAB my sausage when MY sauce arrived BREATHLESS with excitement.

AFTER he composed HIMSELF he passed on SOME shocking NEWS. This thing about this SPANIARD being the NEXT manager is a RED Herring and Tony Bloom and his LAPDOG Barber are FED up with FOREIGNERS and ESPECIALLY seeing SPAIN narrowly BEAT those TAHITI's last night HE has had ENOUGH of the TACKY Tacky football and WANTS proper ENGLISH football.

LAPDOG Barber as I TYPE is in the POTTERIES with a 20 year CONTRACT just waiting for Tony PULIS to SING it and it WILL be ROUTE one all the WAY to the PREMIERSHIP with CROUCHIE up TOP instead of El BARNDOORO Ulloa.

The THOUGHT of BIG Tone NAKED (Apart from his BASEBALL cap) sorting out SICKNOTES like VINCENTE in the SHOWER had Big HILDA swooning all OVER and MADE me feel JEALOUS.

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE ?

With THAT incredible NEWS my SAUCE rushed out into the THRONGING masses of George Street.[/QUOTE]

 

[goldstone]

Thank you, ENREST, like the rest of NSC I was EARNESTLY awaiting some news from the Albion VATICAN.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Thinking about it, it could work.....eye level footbal in the upper west

 

[Mr Bridger]

Just RUSHED back from the CLIFTONVILLE after demolishing MY Full English with SOME massive NEWS. I met BIG Hilda in there as USUAL and she was just about to GRAB my sausage when MY sauce arrived BREATHLESS with excitement.

AFTER he composed HIMSELF he passed on SOME shocking NEWS. This thing about this SPANIARD being the NEXT manager is a RED Herring and Tony Bloom and his LAPDOG Barber are FED up with FOREIGNERS and ESPECIALLY seeing SPAIN narrowly BEAT those TAHITI's last night HE has had ENOUGH of the TACKY Tacky football and WANTS proper ENGLISH football.

LAPDOG Barber as I TYPE is in the POTTERIES with a 20 year CONTRACT just waiting for Tony PULIS to SING it and it WILL be ROUTE one all the WAY to the PREMIERSHIP with CROUCHIE up TOP instead of El BARNDOORO Ulloa.

The THOUGHT of BIG Tone NAKED (Apart from his BASEBALL cap) sorting out SICKNOTES like VINCENTE in the SHOWER had Big HILDA swooning all OVER and MADE me feel JEALOUS.

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE ?

With THAT incredible NEWS my SAUCE rushed out into the THRONGING masses of George Street.

you must have a serious amount of time on your hands to keep churning out this sh!t

 

[topbanana36]

you must have a serious amount of time on your hands to keep churning out this sh!t

 

[Lord Bracknell]

With his record of playing 77 games for Newport County, Pulis is just the man to kick start a good League Cup run.

 

[El Sid]

you must have a serious amount of time on your hands to keep churning out this sh!t

Probably about the same time it takes you to read and comment on it.

 

[El Sid]

With his record of playing 77 games for Newport County, Pulis is just the man to kick start a good League Cup run.

I suspect it was the 13 games for Happy Valley that moulded his managerial style.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Not your best, but looking forward to the next one xx

 

[CheeseRolls]

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE?

Ernest there are enough buffoons on here who can't spell, please don't let your standards slip.

GOT a TIRED and tested ENGLISH mananger....

There that's better