*MASSIVE manager NEWS*

[Ernest]

I've JUST got back FROM an 8am ASSINGMENT at the CLIFTONVILLE queer with EXCITEMENT. Not only DID I DEMOLISH a LARGE Traditional FULL English in RECORD time (INCLUDING Big Hildas SAUSAGE as she is on a DIET) but my SAUCE tipped up with some MASSIVE news.

My SAUCE said that if GUS does DEPART then one of the NAMES in the FRAME is Steve EVANS at Crawley and you DON'T get more MASSIVE than Steve. I just CHECKED his RECORD out and he HAS 2 promotions at Crawley as WELL as keeping them in LEAGUE 1 on a LIMITED budget in the SEASON that has just FINNISH and that is GOING to be in his FAVOUR.

I am so CONFIDENT on this I have PLACED a £25 bet at BET Victor at 100/1 that Steve EVANS will be our NEXT manager and I advise you to LUMP on LARGE.

STEVE EVANS Blue and WHITE Army

 

[Coldeanseagull]

What was in that sausage you ate?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Now that I GET you,I DO like your POSTS they always MAKE me chuckle

 

[Lifelong Supporter]

Yes, a nice dose of humour to what is a very trying time for all.

 

[CheeseRolls]

While we are having it large, what about big Audley ? I think he could be knock out as first team coach.

 

[otk]

Apparently, the only hold-up to a manager change is BHA are waiting for the new slip road on the A23 leading to the presently closed Little Chef to be finished, so a little PB-GP breakfast meeting can be arranged

 

[£1.99]

Very good

 

[moggy]

Now that I GET you,I DO like your POSTS they always MAKE me chuckle

He's been making us laugh for years........NSC legend is Ernest

 

[chucky1973]

Great stuff.....
Cant wait to sing "should of had the salad"

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I have missed you Ernest z

 

[Mr Blobby]

Good to see Ernest getting over another of his Wrestling heros passing away this week! Stay strong mate and have another large sausage.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

I love how on every Ernes thread, all the responses are polarised towards positive/negative. The view seems to change every time as well. Sums up NSC nicely.

 

[Norman Potting]

I love how on every Ernes thread, all the responses are polarised towards positive/negative. The view seems to change every time as well. Sums up NSC nicely.

I'm with the "Ernest = NSC Legend" camp (ooer missus).

 

[cloud]

Did big HILDA not apply for the position of MASSIVE manager?

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

What worries me is that he has left a 'queer with EXCITEMENT' at the Cliftonville.

Is he finally coming out at last as a Male Escort...........

 

[Two Professors]

Thought Big Fat Ron was on his way,for a minute.Good stuff EnRetS,keep the exclusives coming.

 

[King of Birds]

This is the news I have been waiting for. I'm going to put a substantial wad on this happening and then go for half a pint of real ale somewhere with a nice garden.

 

[Randsta]

More about the sausage......

 

[keithbeaky]

He's a clown

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

and NOT the CRAWLEY manager