Martin Roberts

[studio150]

What does he think of Mike Dean

 

[Exile]

Ask him if he wants his wall plastering?

Is this a euphemism? If it is, you're a sick, sick man.

 

[Two Professors]

Ask him how a property expert manages to get his flat re-possessed.

 

[Seasidesage]

I'd want to know what the second prize was? Day out on Southern Rail? Evening with Donald? Trident Missile? Sightseeing trip to Mosul?

 

[Blue3]

Ask him if he can play left back

 

[clapham_gull]

My favourite poster on NSC. I'm still waiting for Danny Le Rue to come up as xxxxx most famous supporter.

I can almost hear the envy of Steve Coogan when he found out he wasn't the first to use the phrase "ballot for a coffee morning" .

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Ask him if he knows what Marcus Bent is up to these days?

 

[Postman Pat]

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?

 

[Megazone]

Is this a euphemism? If it is, you're a sick, sick man.

It's not a euphemism, the wall in the background of that pic really could do with a plastering job.

But you are correct, I am a sick, sick man.

 

[crodonilson]

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